The Birthday Thief

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12/27/21 • 59 min

You can't always get what you want on your birthday...unless...now hear us out on this...you steal what you want! So follow in Katelynn's footsteps and join the party as we demand a birthday celebration, place Cassie in all of our hearts, give the gift of silence, take over the transition, require chicken nuggets, be a brave blood girl, get shamed at the doctors, live with a Moth-Dog, find the superpower in the flaw, figure out what the superpower could be, give Katelynn the gift of fear, leave space for the ghost in our writing, learn a fun new word, fight off penguins with potatoes, enter the spoiler zone, freak out over Spider-Man No Way Home, count the cries, thank the most important founding father aka Tobey Maguire, prank some vampires, sit on the couples therapy couch with Eddie and Venom, and get both our blood and brains taken out.

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Previous Episode

No Dice

Katelynn and Books have thrown the dice out the window and they are leaving them outside for this episode. So open up the crusty pages of the past and join the party as we: set the towel thief to strike, forget about your past, learn about the danger of pantsuits, have a Disneyland oopsie, bring friends together as an octopus, footloose a holiday party, get them cuddles, get money-saving tips for conventions, learn why Katelynn is nuts, become embarrassed by cheer, and never go back back to high school again!

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Forget Resolutions, We Want Revolutions!

We used our time off as a chance to reflect on ourselves and what we want to change in this New Year and ultimately, we decided that we aren't going to change! Instead of changing ourselves, we are going to change the world to work for us. We cannot guarantee that these changes will be for the ultimate good, but you know they are going to be good to us. So grab your journals and join the party as we enjoy being back together, switch from screech to foghorn, leave space for a slow clap, knock the DM off her pedestal, catch a piece of the pandemy, lose our sense of smell but gain a superpower, get dunked on by a doctor, give the honeymoon to our family, appreciate the beautiful bubble dog, die in our party t-shirts, sharpen our Nylabones to use in the Bone Zone, meet the most powerful dogs, fear the thumbs, snap that neck back, choose butt flaps and drop zones, make the world soft because life is hard, bring a Limited Too aesthetic, give Lego to the people, make your nose an unfunctional fashion piece, get emotionally attached to trash, build a shrine to our past selves, find the whimsy, create a true toilet world, have a quick little breakdown, get confused by semi-circles, and lose our minds after being apart.

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