Fixin the Witchin

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10/26/20 • 67 min

Dear, sweet, anxious Books got a curse placed on her by a witch that will make her constantly scared if not reversed which sounds bad, but the worst part is that we are the only people who can reverse it! So grab your cauldron and join the party as we make relevant references, bury the bar in the ground, deny ourselves Smallville, host a class just for us, learn of the new Zion cryptid, become the crop top park ranger, get a mannequin body, save the bridal boutiques, find a way to still be roommates, keep Books in the Harry Potter closet, fix it as the Mario brothers, then immediately ruin it as the Wario brothers, embody Waluigi, drop the al to order the paca, make it an acronym, bring out just the teeth, deny an animal an OnlyFans account, get visited by the ghost of Josh Groban, suffer death via cherries, discuss proper candy corn technique, and bring a blanket in case of a fire.

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In this episode we try to answer the question as to if the real monster is Frankenstein, Frankenstein's monster, or something living in Katelynn trying to get out. Just kidding we know who the monster is, but we need to keep them at bay. So hide the bolts in your neck and join the party as we name the monster, deny Dewey, harness the power of our retail voices, baby talk an adult, ship a vacation in a box, relive the Disney 4d bug experience, pitch Tommy the Tummy Saving robot, learn how to stay on a robot's good side, pop pop, celebrate the b-boy season, show off our acting skills, live it up as an elephant and smash things, lower the bar to become an artist, always befriend dogs, get a shopping montage, drown our friends with water and care, pick the Horny People Eater, appreciate the Home Depot skeleton, display our insane range, take advantage of being a dog, torpor like a champ, and start a Sand Person podcast.

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We're getting back at the DM in this episode by flexing the power of our vote! So grab your ballot and join the party as we bring a cornucopia of regret, champion Scorpio season, become the bravest little toasters, transform into the neighborhood phantom, get clipped by a bike, use our powers to get a bigger ring, put Clark Kent to work, show growth, cherish the ring pop, get twisted on catnip, solve the hardest part of the party, lose it over a Tom Delong creation, experience pure delight from cake monsters, practice our audible breathing, capitalize on a baking soda proposal, have an unfortunate Oops! All Berries moment, find the real reason why the rabbit made his cereal round, determine if cereal is soup, pound clam chowder in the morning, and fail to snort.

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