Ep 5 - The Minion Switch (with Will Sennett)

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08/13/24 • 67 min

From the twisted *** of our parents come... Dylan and Tom! The true test of character is how someone treats minions. Banana? This guy rules. Dylan and Tom get a boyfriend! Lottie is a free spirit (and mad at Tom). Opening line? Voice memo dog pant, of course! Field flirting is yucky. Listen beautiful lady, I’m busy talkin to my boys! Continental Will gets a free breakfast. Margaritaville kinda helped Tom quit drinking? Will explains his favorite movie (Call of Duty). Will and Dylan give Tom his greatest acting challenge. The Egg of Success! Yes!! Sam Lindsey style icon. No crap a hunk looks good! What’s up Tom Turds and Dyldos. Clark “the manzman” Franzman and the musings of a moron.
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Tom can’t middle, Jackbook pro sparks outrage, what do you want... a poop sandwich? Don’t fight Hans, he’s a biter. Steward, Stuart or Stewart? Did someone ask for comedy? Well here’s a Victor Krum impression. Dance, Dance Revolution star Kurt Fuhckedman! Dada is a little too goo goo. Sandwich Idea! Slumdog was the luckiest millionaire EVER. Thanks for listening, gotta go charge up before I pleasure my girlfriend.
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Ep 6 - Multiple Time Losers (w/ Clark Franzman)

Hans pops in to help explain the audio botch (Clark around min 25!) and Louie mounts Dylan. There is a prepared statement. Too bad there’s not a rehab for losers. Two time losers can fix a broken window. More lead in Clark’s house than president trump. Clarks an honorary Avenues gang member. Kids are beholden to no laws, Tom’s frazzled today. Girls are breaking Dylan’s windows to get a date. Boys have so many friends! Tom’s got poopy undies and Clark learns how to pee in the shower. Dylan and Clark almost shoot Tom. Don't get in Shane and Terrence's line of fire at fourth of July.