Tom and Dylan's Milk Time

Tom Feeney & Dylan Subiza

The funniest guys in the whole wide world.
Video Pods available on YouTube: @MilkTimePod

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Ep 1 - Jackbook Pro

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time

07/23/24 • 41 min

Lottie has a hemorrhoid, Dylan is shredded, Tom doesn’t care about jazz, the guys decide to be actors (and do nothing about it), beef bourguignon is the towns watering hole, Dylan’s has his own Bazinga, There’s a pod raffle!!

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!
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Ep 9 - Gay After Labor Day (W/ Heather Shaw)

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time

09/12/24 • 70 min

Heather Shaw comes to town! Forgive the 3 mins of football talk. Will has a bengal's breakdown. Two former alcoholics reminisce. Are we all subs? Clamato and Diet Pepsi. Good Heroin? Better Mandal. Wine from Provence region of Franch. Purple Ketchup, Louie pooped the Pittsburgh Airport, Circ vs. Uncirc'ed, bagel and lox w/ "schmegma". Donkey (from Shrek) dildo's, polyamorous ugo's and big tim's bunghole.
Heather rules, follow her online:
insta - @Heathershawiskidding
tiktok - @heathershawwww

Ep 8 - A Letter From The Prez (W/ Dan Donohue)

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time

09/03/24 • 67 min

Dan Donohue is in the house. Orcs are the ultimate form of man, front row with an Eyepatch and cotton-eyed joe wedding. Aloped from behind. Dylan basks in a statement and Momala addresses the podcast. Tom’s gotta get her flowers or Dan will. There's a pilot prick. Tom hits bmw, Dan smashes a porche and a dog scrunches a squirrel.

Ep 4 - Plain Janes n' Pit Stains (with Hans Kulla-Mader)

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time

08/06/24 • 71 min

Tom can’t middle, Jackbook pro sparks outrage, what do you want... a poop sandwich? Don’t fight Hans, he’s a biter. Steward, Stuart or Stewart? Did someone ask for comedy? Well here’s a Victor Krum impression. Dance, Dance Revolution star Kurt Fuhckedman! Dada is a little too goo goo. Sandwich Idea! Slumdog was the luckiest millionaire EVER. Thanks for listening, gotta go charge up before I pleasure my girlfriend.
Spin Rates and Launch Angles” - Dylek SuJeter

Ep 12 - One Perfect Podcast (W/ Sam Lindsey and Milan Patel)

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time

10/16/24 • 52 min

Sam Lindsey and Milan Patel of Perfect Politics Pod come to town (tom's house)! Raw and uncut version on YouTube.
Harpal in a lab coat, Wad of ones, Autistic liability, the movies good but the ride is better. Ya best start believin' in ghost stories, cuz cgi peaked in 2004. The redistribution of loot. 2025 Honda Prelude. I’m more of a weatherman actor. Cheating (in tennis) on your significant other. Dylan sets his shoes on fire. Janitor Chess lessons. The craziness of the emperor! Who's that nerd? Oh he's no one... his name's Beethoven.

Ep 2 - Bohemian Boys

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time

07/26/24 • 77 min

Dylan smashes at Sellout (Full set available on YouTube), Biden is an old horse that needs to be put down, you can clean a belly easier than you can clean a sheet(s).. There’s some yuckie talk about Jackbook Pros and Self Pleasure in this one, please love yourself and be kind. It's Lottie Day but never Tom Day, The boys had poopoo problems when younger. Shoutout to all my pool poopers. You're the real ones.
Recorded July 1, 2024

Ep 5 - The Minion Switch (with Will Sennett)

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time

08/13/24 • 67 min

From the twisted *** of our parents come... Dylan and Tom! The true test of character is how someone treats minions. Banana? This guy rules. Dylan and Tom get a boyfriend! Lottie is a free spirit (and mad at Tom). Opening line? Voice memo dog pant, of course! Field flirting is yucky. Listen beautiful lady, I’m busy talkin to my boys! Continental Will gets a free breakfast. Margaritaville kinda helped Tom quit drinking? Will explains his favorite movie (Call of Duty). Will and Dylan give Tom his greatest acting challenge. The Egg of Success! Yes!! Sam Lindsey style icon. No crap a hunk looks good! What’s up Tom Turds and Dyldos. Clark “the manzman” Franzman and the musings of a moron.
Check out Will and Nate’s podcast, A Closer Look! It’s truly incredible. Go listen and support the fellas.

Ep 11 - Thelma and The Beekeeper (w/ Paige Weldon)

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time

09/30/24 • 62 min

Go buy Paige's new album, I Turned Out Fine! Paige is a friggin concert head. Tom has an idea... a sentence idea. Andrew Caudill is devastated, Dylan is still wrong about Tom’s parking ticket scheme, the decay of the tooth and horny morticians. Some people don’t blink enough. The 5 is a parking lot right now. Doggie poop paper. Scared of Spencer’s. The boys are sad Tom’s leaving, because it makes Dylan sad. Thelma and The Beekeeper. Anyone can cook! Tom explains dressing for winter. Paige’s mom’s an editor. Watch out, here comes cookie talk. Paige turns down 3 free tv’s. Tom is a Charlotte and Paige... Mr. Big.

Ep 10 - No More Mr. MilkTime (W/ Cooper Lyden)

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time

09/25/24 • 68 min

One half of the dagnabbit boys are here! we got Cooper Lyden, comedy store regular and general stud. Dong so bad she's checkin myspace. WWMD - What would monk do, dumb prime ministers, evil nerds and thoughtful bros. Cooper Lyden, Calabasas Raiders defensive tackle. Why am I dumb? Oh yeah, 5 concussions. Road dog ventriloquist comedian professor. Fine Watch-men and 300 dollar pants. Tom's outfit disgusts coop and comics that can move wings.
That's it... no more mr. milktime.

Ep 7 - Mom-O, Dad & Daddy Jr. (w/ Monique Moreau)

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time

08/27/24 • 72 min

Pocket vodka and a relapse over ice. Dumbo Columbo. Please, I just need to read that book one more time. Excuse me, you’re confusing me with a Wide Receiver. Dog sitted? Dog Seated? Straightest guys in the world. That dog needs a Blue Chew. More of a fat bast*rd these days. Connor McGregor’s training tips. Get me some water, waterboy. Kinda like Hagrid’s dad.

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How many episodes does Tom and Dylan's Milk Time have?

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time currently has 12 episodes available.

What topics does Tom and Dylan's Milk Time cover?

The podcast is about Funny, Humor, Comedy, Podcast and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on Tom and Dylan's Milk Time?

The episode title 'Ep 12 - One Perfect Podcast (W/ Sam Lindsey and Milan Patel)' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Tom and Dylan's Milk Time?

The average episode length on Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is 67 minutes.

How often are episodes of Tom and Dylan's Milk Time released?

Episodes of Tom and Dylan's Milk Time are typically released every 7 days, 1 hour.

When was the first episode of Tom and Dylan's Milk Time?

The first episode of Tom and Dylan's Milk Time was released on Jul 23, 2024.

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Tom and Dylan's Milk Time

Tom Feeney & Dylan Subiza

Top 10 Tom and Dylan's Milk Time Episodes

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