#110 - Take Me, Equus!

***IN THIS EPISODE...*** Mike the Mic and International read a badly written review of a teen novel with quasi-pornographic undertones about Tara Cummings - a foster child with bad hygiene who’s saved by horse therapy and then has to rescue her equine therapist, Trouble the Horse, in order to save him from being sent to the glue factory by his manipulative owner and his hooves being rendered into Jell-O dessert for sugar-addicted brats; Boone Ryder wants to outlaw and incarcerate every women on the planet except Slave Wife, because she is femininity perfected, even if that means giving up his sweet, honey prostitutes ***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...*** Gets to the bottom of Mike the Mic’s inflammatory claim that Boone Ryder is responsible for the death of Marlboro Man #1, a fact revealed in a poem written by the reclusive and enigmatic Emily Dickus, basement-dwelling Playhouse roommate to She of the Eternal Scowl, Greta Thimble; Celebrates spending an amazing day with his wondrous, force-of-nature Slave Wife building awesome trust after hitting, then breaking through the wall of addiction - slam, bam, thank you ma’am! ***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***