1-13 | Krystall's Declassified: Wizard Homeschool Survival Guide

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

It's Krystall's first day of magic lessons, though her new teacher's methods are quite unorthodox to say the least...

*Originally published 6/22/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

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Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Graham Capobianco as the Freaking Talking Horse

Umbriel's Shadow as the Sorcerer's Slice Employee

James Hart as Bobby O Clotworthy

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, Astral Observatory & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Foreboding- Lux Inspira ; Oddity Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Sneaky Shenanigans- Charlie Ryan ; Pizza Time- Spider Man 2 OST ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Rock A Bye Baby- Kashido ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Axe Dreamer, Neural Hypertrophy, Meloncholy Moon, A Drink of Moonlight & Running on Chrome Sidewalks- Qracle

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