1-08 | A Wizard Walks Into a Bar

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05/16/20 • 28 min

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women...

*Originally published 5/18/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen, Orc Maiden & Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Dwarf Maiden & Gnome Maiden

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, SHOP, EQUIP Menu & Flora Awakens- Equip ; Merlee's Mansion- Super Paper Mario OST ; Chernoye Ved'ma The Black Witch- Ian Post ; Hip Shop & CORE- Toby Fox ; Young Wild and Alive, Run Away, Take Me Higher & Impossible- WEARETHEGOOD ; At a Medium Pace Instrumental- Stingray Music Karaoke (Original Song by Adam Sandler) ; Bang Bang- Where's Lulu?

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women...

*Originally published 5/18/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen, Orc Maiden & Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Dwarf Maiden & Gnome Maiden

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

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1-07 | Sixty-Nine Hours Later

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

Gregorc has finally awoken from his sixty-nine hour coma, aghast at the sight of his new sandy surroundings...

*Originally published 5/11/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III

Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts

James Hart as Ita'dik

Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Young Pjarts

Tim Baljet as Bjorc & the skeleman formerly known as Bjorc

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Town- Diablo 1 OST ; Tutankoopa's Threats, Dry Dry Desert, Dry Dry Desert Oasis, Huff N Puff's Theme & Mysterious Dry Dry Outpost- Paper Mario OST ; Wave Out- Muma ; Slipsand Galaxy- Super Mario Galaxy 2 OST ; Dry Dry Ruins- Mario Kart Wii OST

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1-09 | Fire it Up

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The Black Demon Society rocks the everloving socks off everybody in the Timberfall Tavern. Meanwhile, Krystall meets a peculiar old wizard with a penchant for murder...

*Originally published 5/25/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Orc Maiden

Mark Levins as Farky Mark

Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson & Mark Levins

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Bang Bang, My Ever After, Real Shit Boi & You Da Devil- Where's Lulu? ; Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy- Ace ; World of Absolutes- Field of Giants ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Warriors of the Past- Taheda ; Crash and Burn- Kissing Candice ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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