20 - There’s a cannibal in the treehouse

Special bonus extra perky episode about that righteous bush. ChatGPT’s lyrics to “Caught My Wife with My Weed Dealer” below. Bad song created by Jeremy at the end of the episode. And even worse singing by Jeremy, too.

Typed into ChatGPT: Write a song called "Caught My Wife with My Weed Dealer"

(Verse 1)

I came home one evening, feeling so fine

Ready for some relaxation, to ease my mind

But as I walked through the door, my heart sank low

Caught a sight that shocked me, a heavy blow

(Chorus)

Caught my wife with my weed dealer

A sight that made my world feel much bleaker

I never thought this would be the scene

Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene

(Verse 2)

They were laughing and toking, like they were in love

Sharing my stash, acting so brazen, so tough

My mind was reeling, emotions so raw

Couldn't believe what I saw, it was a flaw

(Chorus)

Caught my wife with my weed dealer

A sight that made my world feel much bleaker

I never thought this would be the scene

Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene

(Verse 3)

I trusted them both, never saw it coming

My heart was shattered, my world left humming

I thought I knew them, inside and out

But now I'm left with doubt, without a doubt

(Bridge)

I confronted them both, anger in my eyes

They stuttered and stumbled, with weak alibis

But the damage was done, the trust was lost

My heart was broken, at a heavy, heavy cost

(Chorus)

Caught my wife with my weed dealer

A sight that made my world feel much bleaker

I never thought this would be the scene

Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene