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The Walls Have Ears

The Walls Have Ears

Brendan, Hannah, Jeremy

The Walls Have Ears is a comedy podcast satirizing the real estate world. Join us on a storytelling tour of the absurdities, joys, woes and follies of living in this complex world. Whether you live in a rat-infested studio apartment, a million-dollar doomsday bunker, on the high seas or the rainforest, we’re laughing our way through all the places we call home. Hosted by identical twin property managers, Brendan and Jeremy, and Hannah- the perfect mediator.
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The Walls Have Ears - 18 - There's a 4-foot tall Bible on the roof
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03/21/23 • 62 min

Gittin’ giggly about Christian landlords, apartment Wiccan rituals, and even more mayhem.

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The Walls Have Ears - 15 - There's a new mannequin on the block
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02/07/23 • 51 min

Gittin’ giggly about a neighborly man-child and his mannequin, a cowboy alleyway standoff, and even more mayhem.

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The Walls Have Ears - 9 - There’s sweet revenge in the air
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11/15/22 • 54 min

Gittin’ giggly about vengeful landlords, vengeful tenants, and even more (vengeful) mayhem.

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The Walls Have Ears - 5 - There’s a squatter named Drew living in the closet
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09/21/22 • 55 min

Gittin’ giggly about a squatting scam artist murdering his own kin, a squatter named Drew dressed in drag, and even more mayhem.

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The Walls Have Ears - SUMMER SERIES: Neighborhood Watch #1
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06/13/23 • 37 min

Porch sittin’ and shit talkin’. Kick back and relax with us on Brendan’s porch while we spread some neighborhood gossip.

*This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content*

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The Walls Have Ears - SPECIAL #1 - FOUR TWENTY

SPECIAL #1 - FOUR TWENTY

The Walls Have Ears

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04/20/23 • 40 min

Special bonus extra perky episode about that righteous bush. ChatGPT’s lyrics to “Caught My Wife with My Weed Dealer” below. Bad song created by Jeremy at the end of the episode. And even worse singing by Jeremy, too.

Typed into ChatGPT: Write a song called "Caught My Wife with My Weed Dealer"

(Verse 1)

I came home one evening, feeling so fine

Ready for some relaxation, to ease my mind

But as I walked through the door, my heart sank low

Caught a sight that shocked me, a heavy blow

(Chorus)

Caught my wife with my weed dealer

A sight that made my world feel much bleaker

I never thought this would be the scene

Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene

(Verse 2)

They were laughing and toking, like they were in love

Sharing my stash, acting so brazen, so tough

My mind was reeling, emotions so raw

Couldn't believe what I saw, it was a flaw

(Chorus)

Caught my wife with my weed dealer

A sight that made my world feel much bleaker

I never thought this would be the scene

Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene

(Verse 3)

I trusted them both, never saw it coming

My heart was shattered, my world left humming

I thought I knew them, inside and out

But now I'm left with doubt, without a doubt

(Bridge)

I confronted them both, anger in my eyes

They stuttered and stumbled, with weak alibis

But the damage was done, the trust was lost

My heart was broken, at a heavy, heavy cost

(Chorus)

Caught my wife with my weed dealer

A sight that made my world feel much bleaker

I never thought this would be the scene

Betrayal so deep, it felt so obscene

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The Walls Have Ears - 20 - There’s a cannibal in the treehouse
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04/18/23 • 52 min

Gittin’ giggly about treehouse cannibals, a 27-year camping trip, and even more mayhem.

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The Walls Have Ears - SUMMER SERIES: Neighborhood Watch #2
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06/27/23 • 50 min

Side porch loungin’ and shit spewin’. Kick back and relax with us on Hannah and Jeremy’s porch while we spread some neighborhood tea.

*This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content*

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The Walls Have Ears - SUMMER SERIES: Neighborhood Watch #3
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07/11/23 • 30 min

Lake dock hangin’ and shit mumblin’. Kick back and relax with us doin' lake life while we spread some neighborhood juice.

*This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content*

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The Walls Have Ears - 28 - There's a wall full of rats
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11/14/23 • 54 min

Gittin’ giggly about wall rats, attic bats, and even more mayhem.

Later in the episode, Jeremy wonders “Who the Hell is Listening?”

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How many episodes does The Walls Have Ears have?

The Walls Have Ears currently has 44 episodes available.

What topics does The Walls Have Ears cover?

The podcast is about Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on The Walls Have Ears?

The episode title '23 - There’s a nudist on the plane' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on The Walls Have Ears?

The average episode length on The Walls Have Ears is 52 minutes.

How often are episodes of The Walls Have Ears released?

Episodes of The Walls Have Ears are typically released every 14 days.

When was the first episode of The Walls Have Ears?

The first episode of The Walls Have Ears was released on Sep 21, 2022.

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