The Vesta Clinic
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15. Test Tube Baby II
The Vesta Clinic
11/24/22 • 26 min
Date: 647/2/2732
Patient: NOSL11
Patient ID: 77347785
Presenting Complaint: Pregnancy Check-up
A familiar face brings some brand new problems.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.
Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Green.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode and all previous episodes is available at: https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
button (4).wav by kwazi at Freesound.org
Content Warnings: Referenced death of a character; medical issues in a foetus; exam failure
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Season 1 Bloopers
The Vesta Clinic
02/16/23 • 10 min
Headphones advised: these bloopers contain swearing!
The people involved in making The Vesta Clinic are all "experienced professionals"... well, you’ll hear.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene, AMC, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available here!
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
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Content Warnings: No major content warnings
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10. Cross Wires
The Vesta Clinic
09/14/22 • 22 min
Date: 621/2/2732
Patient: Captain Adrastos Endora, Adrilaen
Patient ID: 0000000X.
Presenting Complaint: Bionic Update
No matter how tired you are, it’s never a good idea to straight up hack a patient’s limb off.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood.
Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Brave Girl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org, Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org, Spilling the water/coffee by CaKon at Freesound.org
Content Warnings: reference to past traumatic injury, needle phobia, military references, references to amputation
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14. Seed Bombing
The Vesta Clinic
11/10/22 • 18 min
Date: 645/2/2732
Patient: Qiif, Qiquk
Patient ID: 48596172
Presenting complaint: Loss of smell
Dr Underwood finds joy in her work.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari
Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Christopher Stoops
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Recognised Complications’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions:Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org
Critical Stop4 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org
Toxic Waste.wav by morganpurkis at Freesound.org
"Exotic Creature Song, 01.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org
Content Warnings: Deceit; Prescription error; Corporate colonialism
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1. The Pilot
The Vesta Clinic
05/11/22 • 23 min
Date: 551/1/2732
Patient: Ikogrisk. Ceresaur
Patient ID: 00347891
Presenting complaint: Pre-flight Safety Check
It’s Dr Underwood’s first day at the Vesta Clinic. But . . . perhaps she shouldn’t have told them that.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC.
Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Hatchlings’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions:
Glitch Faulty Error Sound Design 2.wav by original_sound at Freesound.org
BEEP.wav by anthonychartier2020 at Freesound.org
Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Content Warnings: loud computer glitch sound effects, deliberate self injury (not linked to mental illness), description of injury, discussion of military service/conscription
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13. Hermit Reflex
The Vesta Clinic
10/26/22 • 24 min
Date: 638/2/2732
Patient: Rana [spiky cloud, teeth]. Neritopod
Patient ID: 27466591
Presenting Complaint: Egg check and vaccinations
It’s completely biologically appropriate. Still weird, though.
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(Stay safe! Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings for this episode!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.
Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Did You Pack Your Shell Or Did Somebody Pack It For You?l’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions:Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Leafing through papers by lawnjelly at Freesound.org
Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org
Critical Stop4 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org
Content Warnings: Abortion equivalent in a non-human species; embryonic death in a non-human species; adoption; infidelity; difficult parent-child relationships
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2. Hivemind
The Vesta Clinic
05/25/22 • 17 min
Date: 557/1/2732
Patient: Flea. Anthophiloid
Patient ID: 01475632
Presenting complaint: Developmental concerns
The patient isn’t the only one with growing pains.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC.
Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Buzzing’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions:
Bee06.wav by iainmccurdy at Freesound.org
Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Content Warnings: Bees, buzzing sound effects, reference to past bullying, fatphobia, references to puberty, references to romantic and sexual attraction, reference to potential disclosure of abuse of a minor
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11. Lab Notes
The Vesta Clinic
09/28/22 • 20 min
Date: 629/2/2732
Patient: Orik Orikosint, Calibuman
Patient ID: 11948526
Please attach to Lab Notes γτ97-W4-OOC-19
Presenting Complaint: Nil - Attended as part of routine research follow-up
You’re more than a point in our dataset. Unfortunately for you.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Christopher Stoops as The Professor.
Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Martian Brand Cereal’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Content Warnings: Referenced past death of a character
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12. Prestigist
The Vesta Clinic
10/12/22 • 20 min
Patient: Aurelle Cherith, Thyreophoran
Date: 635/2/2732
Patient ID: 10003478
Presenting Complaint: Scale Colour
Dr Underwood sees red.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.
Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Scale Scrubl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Zipper card out of pocket.wav by BarkersPinhead at Freesound.org
"Tearing, Newspaper, C.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org
Content Warnings: Reference to body image issues, cosmetic procedures, social media related pressures, emotional distress, reference to potential safeguarding issues, deception
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3. Vet
The Vesta Clinic
06/08/22 • 18 min
Date: 562/1/2732
Patient: Lee Houndsworth. Human
Patient ID: 00347512
Presenting complaint: Abdominal pain
Some patients are best treated in the vacuum of Space.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC.
Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Buzzing’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions:
Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Man runs long corridor 01 171017_1227.wav by https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/
latex glove1.2.aiff by brotherprovisional at Freesound.org
Monster in Pain by Brainclaim at Freesound.org
Content Warnings: Xenophobia, parasites, deception
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FAQ
How many episodes does The Vesta Clinic have?
The Vesta Clinic currently has 28 episodes available.
What topics does The Vesta Clinic cover?
The podcast is about Fiction, Podcasts and Science Fiction.
What is the most popular episode on The Vesta Clinic?
The episode title '14. Seed Bombing' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on The Vesta Clinic?
The average episode length on The Vesta Clinic is 17 minutes.
How often are episodes of The Vesta Clinic released?
Episodes of The Vesta Clinic are typically released every 14 days.
When was the first episode of The Vesta Clinic?
The first episode of The Vesta Clinic was released on Apr 21, 2022.
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