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The Secret Life of Weddings - Ep 085 - Honeymoon Micro-Penis, Mixed Sex Stag Parties?! & The World’s Heaviest Human Sponge

Ep 085 - Honeymoon Micro-Penis, Mixed Sex Stag Parties?! & The World’s Heaviest Human Sponge

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02/26/19 • 80 min

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The Secret Life of Weddings

SKIPPERS - jump to 27:33 to begin the stories! We start by chatting about Lady Gaga’s broken engagement and about the rumours why it happened. We discuss whether it’s cool to invite younger single women to a joint bachelor / bachelorette party with married groomsmen? We hear about a listener who had a pack of tourists surround them loving their mountie, another listener who had a nightmare experience with her wedding photographer - and the photographer then BLAMES the unreasonably long editing time on the bride’s “fat arms”! We hear about a bride who unintentionally became the world’s heaviest human sponge and we finish up with some nightmare dating stories and chat about Dirty John on Netflix.

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Our new official sponsor of The Secret Life of Weddings is Hitch Switch! Change your name on-line, not in-line. Check out this timesaving hack and get 10% off at http://hitchswitch.com with promo code SLOW10.

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SKIPPERS - jump to 27:33 to begin the stories! We start by chatting about Lady Gaga’s broken engagement and about the rumours why it happened. We discuss whether it’s cool to invite younger single women to a joint bachelor / bachelorette party with married groomsmen? We hear about a listener who had a pack of tourists surround them loving their mountie, another listener who had a nightmare experience with her wedding photographer - and the photographer then BLAMES the unreasonably long editing time on the bride’s “fat arms”! We hear about a bride who unintentionally became the world’s heaviest human sponge and we finish up with some nightmare dating stories and chat about Dirty John on Netflix.

Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first few are free) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings

Our new official sponsor of The Secret Life of Weddings is Hitch Switch! Change your name on-line, not in-line. Check out this timesaving hack and get 10% off at http://hitchswitch.com with promo code SLOW10.

To get $50 off the most amazing mattress in the world, visit http://endy.secretlifeofweddings.com

To share your story, please email [email protected] or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com

*Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/secretlifeofweddings

Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings

--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/secretlifeofweddings/support

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undefined - Ep 084 - A Trump-Lovin’ MAGA Wedding, Saucy Minx Grandma & Weird Divorces

Ep 084 - A Trump-Lovin’ MAGA Wedding, Saucy Minx Grandma & Weird Divorces

SKIPPERS - jump to 20:54 to begin the stories! The girls discuss the Diva Brides TV show, a Make America Great Again Trump Lovin’ Wedding, a saucy minx of a drunken grandma who gets handsy with the groom, an overly neurotic mother-in-law and weird divorce stories!

Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first few are free) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings

Our new official sponsor of The Secret Life of Weddings is Hitch Switch! Change your name on-line, not in-line. Check out this timesaving hack and get 10% off at http://hitchswitch.com with promo code SLOW10.

To get $50 off the most amazing mattress in the world, visit http://endy.secretlifeofweddings.com

To share your story, please email [email protected] or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com

*Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed

Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/secretlifeofweddings

Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings

--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/secretlifeofweddings/support

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undefined - Ep 086 - Hypocritical Homophobic Mom, Under The Table Bridal Pee & High Wedding Times

Ep 086 - Hypocritical Homophobic Mom, Under The Table Bridal Pee & High Wedding Times

SKIPPERS - jump to 39:13 to begin the stories! We begin with a story about a homophobic mother of the bride who isn’t as perfect as she thinks she is. All the bad wedding speeches you can handle (including a story about an under the table bridal pee and a TON of drugs at a wedding) and so much more including the question: should women change their name after marriage?

Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first few are free) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings

Our new official sponsor of The Secret Life of Weddings is Hitch Switch! Change your name on-line, not in-line. Check out this timesaving hack and get 10% off at http://hitchswitch.com with promo code SLOW10.

To share your story, please email [email protected] or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com

*Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed

Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings

Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/secretlifeofweddings

Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings

--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/secretlifeofweddings/support

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