E85: Go Fuck Yourself

Explicit content warning

09/03/21 • 56 min

Annmarie and Echo start this week’s episode with an in-depth discussion of their recent masturbation habits and the reason both girls feel things have gotten out of control. Next, they move on to a slippery sloppery Just The Tip where Annmarie teaches the Missionaries how to squirt.
Then, recounting their first, worst, and best orgasms, the girls share all their masturbatory preferences. Between segments of Roster Vocab and Encyclopedia Literotica, the girls also review their thoughts about porn consumption and recent trends in the nation's masturbation since the pandemic began.
Finally, Annmarie and Echo end the episode on a thematic segment of Real Dumb Questions where they guide an orgasmless woman how to get to her peak, another listener on how to masturbate in a house full of people, and finally, what activities you can all try to spice up your masturbation time.
Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your Summer 2021 Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

Previous Episode

E84: Condoms & Cream

In this episode, Annmarie and Echo are contemplating condoms as they discuss the skyrocketing summer of STIs and what it means for their sex lives. After considering the role luck plays in catching an infection, Echo tells the story of a time when she inadvertently allowed multiple men to eat her pussy during a bacterial infection. But that's not the craziest thing you'll hear in this episode.
The Missionaries make a special appearance this week, with two fucked up stories that both involve lying about someone having an STI. Following a segment of Just The Tip on how to tell someone you have an STI (and why you should), Annmarie and Echo review the most important things you need to know about STIs. From the infections condoms don't always prevent to the ones you can't treat with a simple pill, the girls share every last bit of their STI knowledge before diving into an extended segment of Real Dumb Questions.
Finally, Echo shares a story of the time she made out with her mom.
Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your Summer 2021 Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

Next Episode

E86: Fantasy Dick Draft

After detailing a successful Barbie Bar Crawl celebration for Annmarie's birthday, the girls provide life updates about old flames sliding back in their DMs (and being promptly returned to the bench) and the current status of Echo's clit laceration.
Then, as an extension of Annmarie's Very Serious Fantasy Football Draft, the girls start a sports-themed episode that will have you asking yourself, "Who is Giannis? And how can I fuck him?" and "How quickly will The Roster be receiving a cease and desist from the Kardashians?"
Relying on their well-documented athletic aptitude, they analyze the rosters of their past, present, and future. From the rookies they are glad to have traded and the ones warming the bench to the starters and MVPs they plan to keep putting on the field, Annmarie and Echo revisit some classic players from their past (featuring Daddy, the Milkman, Boston, the Pretzelmaker, Echo's catfish, the Impregnator, one of the famed twin dicks, and MORE).
Between segments of Dirty Dictionary and Two Truths, the girls also offer tips from their MVPs on how to guarantee ample playing time and a long-term career in slaying pussy, as well as guidelines for what kind of players they're scouting for the season to come. Finally, Annmarie and Echo end the episode with another segment of Real Dumb Questions sent in by the Missionaries.
Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com