THE ROSTER

Annmarie and Echo start the episode with audio from a recent trip they took together before beginning an in-depth discussion of plugs, from their first butt plugs to their most recent, as well as what non-sexual items they've shoved up their back doors.
Moving on to the main topic of the episode, the girls focus on their friendship as they go back and forth asking each other questions. Starting with deeper questions, they discuss familial relationships, changing opinions on porn, memories of homecooked meals, and what happens after we die. Getting more sexual, the pair reviews what it means to be good in bed, the best positions to achieve climax, their go-to masturbation routines, dirtiest sexual fantasies, and thoughts on being tied up and spanked.
Between segments of Cliffhanger and KFM, Annmarie and Echo also give each other rapid-fire questions on which reality TV show they would be on, the weirdest thing that's ever happened during sex, celebrity crushes, unexplainable supernatural events, worst kisses, and best moves. Finally, the girls end the episode on another segment of Real Dumb Questions sent in by the Missionaries.
Episode Notes:
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Annmarie and Echo start this week's episode with a Would You Rather inspired by Echo's recent butt plug adventures before explaining their absence last week during an honest and vulnerable update.
Moving into the episode, the girls call back to E35: Hard Pills To Swallow, reviewing all the lessons they thought they had learned and, somehow, completely forgot. From the importance of compassion and the moments when it's not necessary (or deserved) to establishing healthier habits in health, finance, and self-acceptance. Between segments of Rap Genius and Real Dumb Questions, Annmarie and Echo explain that everything is transient, how to push through when things get hard, and why you are the only one who can change your life. Finally, they end on a surprise segment of Encyclopedia Literotica.
Episode Notes:
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Annmarie and Echo start this week’s episode with an in-depth discussion of their recent masturbation habits and the reason both girls feel things have gotten out of control. Next, they move on to a slippery sloppery Just The Tip where Annmarie teaches the Missionaries how to squirt.
Then, recounting their first, worst, and best orgasms, the girls share all their masturbatory preferences. Between segments of Roster Vocab and Encyclopedia Literotica, the girls also review their thoughts about porn consumption and recent trends in the nation's masturbation since the pandemic began.
Finally, Annmarie and Echo end the episode on a thematic segment of Real Dumb Questions where they guide an orgasmless woman how to get to her peak, another listener on how to masturbate in a house full of people, and finally, what activities you can all try to spice up your masturbation time.
Episode Notes:
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Once again too drunk to function, Annmarie and Echo begin this week's episode with a mandatory Green Light to get everyone in the right frame of mind.
Next, after a new segment of Encyclopedia Literotica, the girls highlight all the red flags you should be paying attention to - whether you are male or female, single or in a relationship - and they reveal the ones that definitely suggest your man has a secret girlfriend. Exposing themselves for all the glaringly red flags they have willfully chosen to ignore in the past (and present), Annmarie and Echo answer the question of which red flags are acceptable and which are a warning that you need to run in the opposite fucking direction.
From Hollister boxers and obvious lies to lack of communication and liking hot girls' pictures on Instagram, Annmarie and Echo hold nothing back this week, in the way only two Very Drunk people could. Finally, the girls end the episode with Real Dumb Questions sent in by the Missionaries: a young woman whose boyfriend wants to try a shitty sex position and a young man being deprived of oral sex.
Have a great weekend, Missionaries! We love you! XO
Episode Notes:
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After detailing a successful Barbie Bar Crawl celebration for Annmarie's birthday, the girls provide life updates about old flames sliding back in their DMs (and being promptly returned to the bench) and the current status of Echo's clit laceration.
Then, as an extension of Annmarie's Very Serious Fantasy Football Draft, the girls start a sports-themed episode that will have you asking yourself, "Who is Giannis? And how can I fuck him?" and "How quickly will The Roster be receiving a cease and desist from the Kardashians?"
Relying on their well-documented athletic aptitude, they analyze the rosters of their past, present, and future. From the rookies they are glad to have traded and the ones warming the bench to the starters and MVPs they plan to keep putting on the field, Annmarie and Echo revisit some classic players from their past (featuring Daddy, the Milkman, Boston, the Pretzelmaker, Echo's catfish, the Impregnator, one of the famed twin dicks, and MORE).
Between segments of Dirty Dictionary and Two Truths, the girls also offer tips from their MVPs on how to guarantee ample playing time and a long-term career in slaying pussy, as well as guidelines for what kind of players they're scouting for the season to come. Finally, Annmarie and Echo end the episode with another segment of Real Dumb Questions sent in by the Missionaries.
Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
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