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THE ROSTER

Echo Seiersen and Annmarie Esh

THE ROSTER is a comedy podcast following the crazy lives and inspiring friendship of Annmarie and Echo, two dumbass twenty-somethings with a lot to say and very little shame. They invite you to witness their most intimate moments, as they navigate the ups and downs of young adulthood together using principles from a document they wrote over a decade ago called The Roster Charter. Between raunchy and hilarious segments like Dirty Dictionary, Just The Tip, and Weird Porn of the Week, the girls share tips and tricks for sucking dick, post-ghost revenge, and maintaining your mental & sexual health as they explore the world of casual dating amidst the constant chaos of their personal lives. With humor, humility, and hedonism, Annmarie and Echo discuss, well, pretty much everything... gender, sexuality, love, mental illness, motherhood, racism, dating, marriage, friendship, childhood trauma, celebrity drama, and MORE! Listen every Friday, and emerge from THE ROSTER a more informed, slightly more fucked up person. You're welcome. || Learn more and follow our socials at rosterpodcast.com
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06/05/21 • 52 min

This week's episode is a SEX TIP EXTRAVAGANZA, as Annmarie and Echo dip into The Roster archives and some of their more recent experiences to compile the most important sex tips of ALL TIME. Taking you from simple and often repeated tips like communication and masturbation to more advanced tips like what you need to know about doing anal and how to ride a dick without being a professional athlete, the girls share their wisdom and experience with Mexican boner pills and jawbreaking dick sucking alike.
Between segments of Would You Rather and You've Got Mail, Echo shares a Just The Tip segment focused solely on pussy lips. All vaginas are unique, and they are all beautiful, but there are nine types of vaginal folds that are most common. Creating their own categorizations, Annmarie and Echo explain the difference between The Tulip and The Moose Knuckle, between The Love Canal and The O'Keefe, and why they all deserve to be licked, sucked, and touched to climax. Whether it's how to freshen up your genitals in between fucking three dudes in one day or what it really means to be a lady (or anything else), the girls are giving you all of the answers this week.
LISTEN NOW to find out how you can get a FREE SEX TOY!
Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

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06/05/21 • 52 min

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07/30/21 • 56 min

This week, Annmarie and Echo are teaching you how to suck out a soul, how to throat dick so well you'll have him in your DMs long after you're done with him, how to be THEE motherfucking Throat Goat. However, they first begin with updates from the last week: Plan B bleeding, birthday planning, worm catching, and SPORTS! Echo also details a recent rendezvous with Bruiser that left her flipped, fatigued, and covered in cum.
Relying on their years of experience fitting dicks of all sizes down their esophagi, the girls recall some of their favorite face fucking moments, as well as the tips and tricks that have helped them become the throat queens they are today. From how to calm down when you're quite literally suffocating on the dick to combatting a sensitive gag reflex and putting on a show, this is the perfect episode for anyone thinking about being fucked in the face for the first time (or the 40th).
Not wanting you to simply take their word for it, Annmarie and Echo also reached out to former throat fuckers from their past for reviews on their dick sucking game - and they did NOT disappoint. Following segments of Roster Vocab, Dirty Dictionary, and WPOTW (featuring one very fuckable father), the girls introduce a brand new segment! With questions and stories rolling in from Missionaries across the globe, Real Dumb Questions features your craziest queries and most salacious stories! This week, the segment has the girls addressing the use of Chloraseptic spray for deep throating and where they stand on using condoms for blow jobs.
Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, GIVEAWAYS, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your Summer 2021 Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

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07/30/21 • 56 min

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04/17/20 • 25 min

The JUICIEST episode yet! Annmarie and Echo expose themselves, from fake orgasms and good vibrations to foreplay and secret fantasies.

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04/17/20 • 25 min

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04/01/22 • 43 min

High on homemade firecrackers, Annmarie and Echo revisit everyone's favorite topic: oral sex.
Think we've talked about this enough? THINK AGAIN. After updates, the girls discuss motorboating pussy, how to handle obstacles to your dick sucking game, blowing a soft penis, eating ass, the key to clit sucking, and SOOOOO much more.
After segments of Rap Genius and KFM, the girls also respond to their beloved Missionaries in Real Dumb Questions: Why can't men stay hard? How do you make your dick size public without looking like a perv? What signs do girls give to indicate that they are DTF?
LISTEN NOW!
Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

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04/01/22 • 43 min

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10/08/21 • 37 min

This week's episode begins with live audio from a moment that found both Annmarie and Echo beneath a wedding arch. Then, the girls announce a merch giveaway and an upcoming Zoom party to celebrate Halloween!
Moving into the episode, Annmarie and Echo describe their heauxing philosophy as we enter cuffing season. Hint: It's all about self-fulfillment. From the danger of expectations and the importance of self-discovery, the girls explain why focusing on yourself is the most important thing that you can do for yourself - in any type of romantic situation. Between a brand new segment, Rap Genius, and a pertinent Roster Vocab, Annmarie and Echo share their best and worst advice for overcoming the burden of catching feelings while also exploring perceptions of sexuality and what qualifies someone as a heaux.
The two biggest takeaways from this episode: find balance, demand respect.
Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

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10/08/21 • 37 min

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09/24/21 • 67 min

Annmarie and Echo start the episode with audio from a recent trip they took together before beginning an in-depth discussion of plugs, from their first butt plugs to their most recent, as well as what non-sexual items they've shoved up their back doors.
Moving on to the main topic of the episode, the girls focus on their friendship as they go back and forth asking each other questions. Starting with deeper questions, they discuss familial relationships, changing opinions on porn, memories of homecooked meals, and what happens after we die. Getting more sexual, the pair reviews what it means to be good in bed, the best positions to achieve climax, their go-to masturbation routines, dirtiest sexual fantasies, and thoughts on being tied up and spanked.
Between segments of Cliffhanger and KFM, Annmarie and Echo also give each other rapid-fire questions on which reality TV show they would be on, the weirdest thing that's ever happened during sex, celebrity crushes, unexplainable supernatural events, worst kisses, and best moves. Finally, the girls end the episode on another segment of Real Dumb Questions sent in by the Missionaries.
Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

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09/24/21 • 67 min

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11/05/21 • 63 min

Annmarie and Echo start this week's episode with a Would You Rather inspired by Echo's recent butt plug adventures before explaining their absence last week during an honest and vulnerable update.
Moving into the episode, the girls call back to E35: Hard Pills To Swallow, reviewing all the lessons they thought they had learned and, somehow, completely forgot. From the importance of compassion and the moments when it's not necessary (or deserved) to establishing healthier habits in health, finance, and self-acceptance. Between segments of Rap Genius and Real Dumb Questions, Annmarie and Echo explain that everything is transient, how to push through when things get hard, and why you are the only one who can change your life. Finally, they end on a surprise segment of Encyclopedia Literotica.
Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

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11/05/21 • 63 min

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09/03/21 • 56 min

Annmarie and Echo start this week’s episode with an in-depth discussion of their recent masturbation habits and the reason both girls feel things have gotten out of control. Next, they move on to a slippery sloppery Just The Tip where Annmarie teaches the Missionaries how to squirt.
Then, recounting their first, worst, and best orgasms, the girls share all their masturbatory preferences. Between segments of Roster Vocab and Encyclopedia Literotica, the girls also review their thoughts about porn consumption and recent trends in the nation's masturbation since the pandemic began.
Finally, Annmarie and Echo end the episode on a thematic segment of Real Dumb Questions where they guide an orgasmless woman how to get to her peak, another listener on how to masturbate in a house full of people, and finally, what activities you can all try to spice up your masturbation time.
Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your Summer 2021 Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

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09/03/21 • 56 min

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10/15/21 • 53 min

Once again too drunk to function, Annmarie and Echo begin this week's episode with a mandatory Green Light to get everyone in the right frame of mind.
Next, after a new segment of Encyclopedia Literotica, the girls highlight all the red flags you should be paying attention to - whether you are male or female, single or in a relationship - and they reveal the ones that definitely suggest your man has a secret girlfriend. Exposing themselves for all the glaringly red flags they have willfully chosen to ignore in the past (and present), Annmarie and Echo answer the question of which red flags are acceptable and which are a warning that you need to run in the opposite fucking direction.
From Hollister boxers and obvious lies to lack of communication and liking hot girls' pictures on Instagram, Annmarie and Echo hold nothing back this week, in the way only two Very Drunk people could. Finally, the girls end the episode with Real Dumb Questions sent in by the Missionaries: a young woman whose boyfriend wants to try a shitty sex position and a young man being deprived of oral sex.
Have a great weekend, Missionaries! We love you! XO
Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

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10/15/21 • 53 min

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09/10/21 • 55 min

After detailing a successful Barbie Bar Crawl celebration for Annmarie's birthday, the girls provide life updates about old flames sliding back in their DMs (and being promptly returned to the bench) and the current status of Echo's clit laceration.
Then, as an extension of Annmarie's Very Serious Fantasy Football Draft, the girls start a sports-themed episode that will have you asking yourself, "Who is Giannis? And how can I fuck him?" and "How quickly will The Roster be receiving a cease and desist from the Kardashians?"
Relying on their well-documented athletic aptitude, they analyze the rosters of their past, present, and future. From the rookies they are glad to have traded and the ones warming the bench to the starters and MVPs they plan to keep putting on the field, Annmarie and Echo revisit some classic players from their past (featuring Daddy, the Milkman, Boston, the Pretzelmaker, Echo's catfish, the Impregnator, one of the famed twin dicks, and MORE).
Between segments of Dirty Dictionary and Two Truths, the girls also offer tips from their MVPs on how to guarantee ample playing time and a long-term career in slaying pussy, as well as guidelines for what kind of players they're scouting for the season to come. Finally, Annmarie and Echo end the episode with another segment of Real Dumb Questions sent in by the Missionaries.
Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

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09/10/21 • 55 min

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How many episodes does THE ROSTER have?

THE ROSTER currently has 132 episodes available.

What topics does THE ROSTER cover?

The podcast is about Society & Culture, Sex, Dating, Love, Friendship, Comedy, Podcasts, Gender, Relationships, Health and Sexuality.

What is the most popular episode on THE ROSTER?

The episode title 'E75: Sex Tips & Pussy Lips' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on THE ROSTER?

The average episode length on THE ROSTER is 56 minutes.

How often are episodes of THE ROSTER released?

Episodes of THE ROSTER are typically released every 6 days, 22 hours.

When was the first episode of THE ROSTER?

The first episode of THE ROSTER was released on Mar 26, 2020.

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