Ep. 76—Albus in the Underworld

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03/02/19 • 54 min

Cave of wonders? More like cave of horrors! This week, Trelawney hides her empties, Malfoy gets his magical carpentry credentials, and then, you know, they go to LITERAL HELL. This underworld has everything: zombies, a glowing green cocktail made of nightmares, a truly messed up boat trip, the blood of a beloved teacher. Plus: You know what? No. That’s enough. This week’s chapters: The Seer Overheard & The Cave Next week’s chapters: The Lightning-Struck Tower & Flight of the Prince

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Ep. 77—The Assassination of Albus Dumbledore by the Coward Severus Snape

I mean ... is there much more to say than that? It all goes down in the astronomy tower. Draco misses his chance; death eaters giggle stupidly; Harry sees something and can’t say something; Hagrid is invincible; and an unknown someone reveals a horcrux secret. Plus: I guess we know who the Prince is now, but really, how much bandwidth do we have to care? This week’s chapters: The Lightning-Struck Tower & Flight of the Prince Next week’s chapters: The Phoenix Lament & The White Tomb