
Bad Advice: Sacred Artifacts
03/24/25 • 20 min
In the first episode of The Punching Judys : Bad Advice, The Judys tackle a listener’s drama: one partner is obsessively hoarding artifacts from a famous entertainer, and the other thoughtlessly treated them like they were last week’s leftovers. With their trademark wit, the hosts hilariously dissect the chaos of collector obsession and the fallout of disrespecting someone’s prized possessions.
The Punching Judys Bad Advice is as wild as it gets They balance the absurdity with sharp insights on communication and respect, all while dishing out terrible guidance. This episode is a must-listen for anyone who’s ever loved a collector—or just loves watching their chaos from a safe distance. Tune in for a hilarious take on love, obsession, and why you should never touch someone’s autographed stuff.
In the first episode of The Punching Judys : Bad Advice, The Judys tackle a listener’s drama: one partner is obsessively hoarding artifacts from a famous entertainer, and the other thoughtlessly treated them like they were last week’s leftovers. With their trademark wit, the hosts hilariously dissect the chaos of collector obsession and the fallout of disrespecting someone’s prized possessions.
The Punching Judys Bad Advice is as wild as it gets They balance the absurdity with sharp insights on communication and respect, all while dishing out terrible guidance. This episode is a must-listen for anyone who’s ever loved a collector—or just loves watching their chaos from a safe distance. Tune in for a hilarious take on love, obsession, and why you should never touch someone’s autographed stuff.
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Queens O'Clover
In this lucky 16th episode, Ruby and Louvel are serving up a pot o’ gold full of laughs, tea, and Punching Judys wisdom! These two queens kick things off by celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in style, shouting out their global listeners ... shoutout to the UK crew who totally get the whole Punch & Judy vibe.
Next, Ruby spills the tea on her fabulous performance at the Belltown Yacht Club, where she flirted with the audience and had the crowd eating out of the palm of her hand. She gives a big shoutout to all the amazing folks who showed up to support her—because what’s a queen without her loyal followers? Meanwhile, Louvel drops some personal news: she’s gearing up for surgery soon. But don’t worry, she’s got the incredible Queer Sick Fund (thank you, Betty Wetter, Drama Tops, and VelocityDanceCenter.org!) in her corner, proving once again that the queer performance community is the real MVP.
And because these two can’t resist a good life update, they dive into Big Sue’s Ozempic journey, Louvel’s health glow-up, and how she’s been slaying her healthy routines like the queen she is. Finally, they wrap things up with a deep dive into the crazy drama that is Season 17 of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Who’s your winner? Who’s your Judy? Tune in to find out!
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Crazy For UK!
Hold onto your crumpets, darlings—this week, The Punching Judys are going full Brit-mode! 🇬🇧☕ After discovering that over half their audio podcast listeners hail from the UK, the girls break out into a joyous (and possibly off-key) rendition of Rule Britannia. Between raising imaginary pints and attempting posh accents, the Judys shower their UK fans with love, proving that laughter truly knows no borders.
In Favorite Things the gals dive into the gloriously campy world of Madam’s Place, the 1980s sitcom starring Waylon Flowers and Madame—because nothing says “iconic” like shoulder pads and sassy one-liners. 🎭 Could a reboot be in the works? (The Judys volunteer as tribute.) Then, in Miscellaneous, things get deliciously chaotic as they recap a recent pizza parlor escapade, debating the merits of controversial toppings (looking at you, pineapple warriors 🍕🍍) and a mind-bending trip to Seattle’s Museum of Pop Art. Was it high culture or just an excuse to take silly selfies with genius works of Keith Haring? Why not both?
But wait—there’s a plot twist! Ruby used to hang out with Ms. Pak-Man, tune in for the deets!!! On another note, our beloved Louvel is taking a brief hiatus for some “spa time” (aka surgery—send healing vibes!), so Seattle’s queen of all things Bacon, Sylvia O’Stayformore, is stepping into the hosting hot seat. Will there be glitter bombs? Unplanned karaoke? A dramatic reading of Yelp reviews? Only time will tell. One thing’s for sure: This episode is packed with laughs, nostalgia, and enough British charm to make the Royal Guard crack a smile.
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