
J.K. Simmons, Fred MacAulay, Mike Czarnecki - Khan Ch. 15 & 16 w.
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07/24/23 • 28 min
Chapter 15: Novelized by Mike Wilson, narrated by J.K. Simmons - “Spock’s Geometric Blunder.”
Chapter 16: Novelized by John Ross Bowie, narrated by Fred MacAulay - “Scotty Loses Consciousness.”
Interview: Mike Czarnecki
J.K. Simmons has appeared in over 200 film and television roles, receiving acclaim and various accolades, including an Oscar, a BAFTA, and a Golden Globe for his performance in Whiplash.
Mike Wilson is a writer living in Chicago.
Fred MacAulay is a Scottish comedian known for hosting the BBC radio program MacAulay and Co.
John Ross Bowie is best known for playing Barry Kripke on The Big Bang Theory and Jimmy DiMeo on Speechless. He also appeared on Curb Your Enthusiasm, Glee, and Reno 911!
Mike Czarnecki is an improvisational comedian from Dayton.
The Novelizers was created by Stephen Levinson, produced by Stephen, Chris Karwowski and Rob Kutner, and edited, mixed and mastered by Chris Karwowski. Associate Producer: Suchetas Bokil. Music by Cole Emoff, Andrew Lin, Mike Wilson and Chris Messick.
Special thanks to Sarah Mabe, Crystal Dennis, Dennis DiClaudio, and Hannah Levinson.
Follow The Novelizers on Instagram and Twitter, or at thenovelizers.com.
The Novelizers is a work of parody, unauthorized by Paramount, Roddenberry Entertainment or Star Trek.
© 2023 The Novelizers and respective authors
Chapter 15: Novelized by Mike Wilson, narrated by J.K. Simmons - “Spock’s Geometric Blunder.”
Chapter 16: Novelized by John Ross Bowie, narrated by Fred MacAulay - “Scotty Loses Consciousness.”
Interview: Mike Czarnecki
J.K. Simmons has appeared in over 200 film and television roles, receiving acclaim and various accolades, including an Oscar, a BAFTA, and a Golden Globe for his performance in Whiplash.
Mike Wilson is a writer living in Chicago.
Fred MacAulay is a Scottish comedian known for hosting the BBC radio program MacAulay and Co.
John Ross Bowie is best known for playing Barry Kripke on The Big Bang Theory and Jimmy DiMeo on Speechless. He also appeared on Curb Your Enthusiasm, Glee, and Reno 911!
Mike Czarnecki is an improvisational comedian from Dayton.
The Novelizers was created by Stephen Levinson, produced by Stephen, Chris Karwowski and Rob Kutner, and edited, mixed and mastered by Chris Karwowski. Associate Producer: Suchetas Bokil. Music by Cole Emoff, Andrew Lin, Mike Wilson and Chris Messick.
Special thanks to Sarah Mabe, Crystal Dennis, Dennis DiClaudio, and Hannah Levinson.
Follow The Novelizers on Instagram and Twitter, or at thenovelizers.com.
The Novelizers is a work of parody, unauthorized by Paramount, Roddenberry Entertainment or Star Trek.
© 2023 The Novelizers and respective authors
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Rachel Bloom, John Hodgman, Steve Agee - Khan Ch. 13 & 14
Ch 13: Novelized and narrated by Steve Agee - “What Am I Feeling?”
Ch 14: “The Wrath of Walt” Novelized by Rob Kutner, narrated with the help of the following cast and crew:
Aliza Pearl as Chanter
Ronen Landa as Joachim
Joe Chiapa as Khan
Rena Strober as Carol Marcus
Rachel Bloom as Kirk
Candi Milo as Saavik
John Hodgman as Computer
Mike O’Gorman as Spock
Clarisse Barbier and Rob Kutner as production crew
Interview: Chris Karwowski.
Steve Agee is best known for playing John Economos and being the on-set portrayal of King Shark in the DC Extended Universe’s The Suicide Squad and Peacemaker. He has also appeared on Superstore and New Girl and was a writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Rachel Bloom was the co-creator and star of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, for which she won a Golden Globe, Primetime Emmy, and Critics’ Choice Award. She has also appeared in many films, including Most Likely to Murder, The Angry Birds Movie 2, Trolls World Tour, Bar Fight!, and The School for Good and Evil.
John Hodgman is an author and actor whose writing has been published in The Paris Review, The New York Times Magazine, and McSweeney's. He was also a regular contributor to The Daily Show with John Stewart.
Mike O'Gorman is a writer and actor who has written for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and most recently appeared in Ted Lasso and True Lies.
Rob Kutner is a producer of this podcast and has won five Primetime Emmys, a Peabody, and a Grammy for writing for Conan, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and Dennis Miller Live, among others. He has also written material for the Oscars, Emmys, and two White House Correspondents’ Dinners.
Chris Karwowski is a producer of this podcast and was a writer and producer for The Onion and Adult Swim.
The Novelizers was created by Stephen Levinson, produced by Stephen, Chris Karwowski and Rob Kutner, and edited, mixed and mastered by Chris Karwowski. Associate Producer: Suchetas Bokil. Music by Cole Emoff, Andrew Lin, Mike Wilson and Chris Messick.
Special thanks to Sarah Mabe, Crystal Dennis, Dennis DiClaudio, and Hannah Levinson.
Follow the Novelizers on Instagram and Twitter, or at thenovelizers.com.
The Novelizers is a work of parody, unauthorized by Paramount, Roddenberry Entertainment or Star Trek.
© 2023 The Novelizers and respective authors
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Beth Stelling, Maurice LaMarche, Geri Cole - Khan Ch. 17 & 18
Ch 17: Novelized by Shek Baker, narrated by Maurice LaMarche - “The Annoyance of Noonien.”
Ch 18: Novelized by Mickie Cathers, narrated by Beth Stelling - “Live Long or Die Trying.”
Interview: Geri Cole
Maurice LaMarche is a comedian and voice actor best known for voicing Lrr, Morbo, and Calculon from Futurama and various roles in Frozen, Zootopia, Looney Tunes, and more. He also voices Sam the Toucan in the Froot Loops commercials.
Shek Baker is a writer and comedian.
Beth Stelling is a stand-up comedian who has performed on Conan, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Netflix’s The Standups, and more. She has written for HBO’s Crashing, and her special “Girl Daddy” is now streaming on Max.
Mickie Cathers is a writer based out of Philadelphia.
Geri Cole is a writer and improviser who has written for Sesame Street.
The Novelizers was created by Stephen Levinson, produced by Stephen, Chris Karwowski and Rob Kutner, and edited, mixed and mastered by Chris Karwowski. Associate Producer: Suchetas Bokil. Music by Cole Emoff, Andrew Lin, Mike Wilson and Chris Messick.
Special thanks to Sarah Mabe, Crystal Dennis, Dennis DiClaudio, and Hannah Levinson.
Follow the Novelizers on Instagram and Twitter, or at thenovelizers.com.
The Novelizers is a work of parody, unauthorized by Paramount, Roddenberry Entertainment or Star Trek.
© 2023 The Novelizers and respective authors
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