Hypothetical Situations

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09/18/15 • 203 min

The Lotuscast

We started this week's show with the revelation that Matt eats peanuts whole - shell and all. To draw attention back to himself, Roman tries and fails again to convince anyone that running outside is a good thing. You were out of the loop if you didn't here about Clock kid. Charles, in his most animated performance on the show, sides with the police officers and says the kid came into the school with a fake bomb to cause a scene and to make a point, when most of America says he was racial profiled. Dave believes there is no way he would ever take a piss (drug) test, even for $100,000. Matt pitches Dave his new idea - Dave would be suckling milk from Matt's breast and then getting swaddled (swindled) like a baby. A 13 Year old was charged with assault for kissing a 14 Year old girl, and a Whattaburger in Texas denied police service, forcing them to eat at Dairy Queen instead. Brian Murphy came by from the Open Mic Night at the Medway Lotus, and performed two songs for us in studio. Check out his band, Otis and the Blackcoats on Facebook. Harvey's Headlines brought us news of the crane collapse in Mecca, replete with horrifying video. A church sued a strip club over their topless protests of the church, someone has volunteered to be the first Human Head Transplant, and a Robot Ethicist wants sex with robots banned. In Star Trek Related News, Jennifer Lien who plays Kes on Star Trek Voyager, decided to show her boobies to some kids and got arrested. You can download this episode on iTunes, Stitcher, and here:

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Mike Holmes

Comedian Mike Holmes came in studio this week and yenta'd on with us about the Kim Davis saga, the Nicole Arbour controversy, and this was our premiere week on Periscope. Matt gave us his opinion on Narcos on Netflix (you should watch it). We moved next into the Kim Davis reality show, the Kentucky clerk who refuses to issue marriage licenses to gay couples and was recently released from prison for contempt of court. She even drew presidential candidate Mike Huckabee to her release day, who attempted to emulate human emotions in a bid to win crowd support. Mike Holmes told us his upcoming schedule which you can find at his website. Mike will appear at the Rogue Island Comedy Festival, which you can also help fund on their Kickstarter page. We watched comedian Nicole Arbour's video, Dear Fat People which is supposed to fat shame people into losing weight. This of course was met with backlash from our society's greatest fat people, including the star of My Big Fat Fabulous Life - Whitney Way Thore. We made it through her response video where we learned acceptance about being fat and enjoying fast food. Harvey's Headlines brought us the news about Wes Craven's death, the Superbad stunt by a Millis MA police officer, and Elon Musk wants to nuke Mars. A Mexican man has a 19" penis, Universal made $1B in movies this year, and a Canadian Parliament candidate dropped out because a video of him pissing in a mug surfaced. You can find Mike Holmes at his website www.mikeisfun.com, on Twitter @mikeisfun, and on Instagram @mikeisfun You can listen this episode on iTunes, Stitcher, or here:

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Rachael Madori

A Rachael Madori Pizza joined us live via skype and we debated the merits of Good Burger the movie. Dave celebrated a birthday (we assume) and MMMMchelle joined us in studio. Matt decided to spoil the ending of Outlander, despite other people saying they might watch it. We talked about the 17 year old kid who took naked pictures of himself, but is now facing child porn charges for his own pictures. Adam searched for the definition of pornography which was about as confusing as regular pornography. Dave found it impossible that Roman had never taken a photo of his penis, let alone sent it to people on the internet. We also discussed the particulars of Matt's plan to nurse Dave from his nipple. Rachael Madori called in dressed like a pizza. As a native Brooklyn-ite, she hates the pizza situation in LA, so is instead dressing as her own pizza. Rachael is busy shooting new scenes - including a girl/girl and threesome movie for New Sensations. Rachael is also upset about the documentary "Hot Girls Wanted", and says her experience in porn is much different and safer. MMMchelle won't show her yabbos to just anyone, but Rachael doesn't mind. Harvey's Headlines started with how a 18-Year-Old Model Tries Blackmailing Jaromir Jagr With Post-Coitus Selfie, however nobody seemed to know who he was. Presidential Hopefully Dr. Ben Carson Says Muslim Faith Be Disqualified From Presidency, Teens In Washington Charged With Felony For Pot Possession Despite Adult Legality, and Doritos are experimenting with being gay. You can find Rachael Madori on Twitter (@RachaelMadori), Instagram (@RachaelMadori) and on her website www.itsrachaelmadori.com You can download this week's episode on iTunes, Stitcher, and here: