Thelma's Bells - CHRISTMAS BONUS
12/25/23 • 2 min
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Listen, before we go any further here with the war here, I gotta tell ya what happened..
Hey Harve...Harvey...turn that clock off for me please. Thank you.
I got a postcard, see, thought it was Christmas greeting...nope. Putter down at the tax office found out about the skinny chicken, he wants to see me down there.
And speakin’ of clocks, the clock in the horses stomach was way off so I woke up late.
I rush over to the bathroom, I’m lookin’ for my toothbrush. “Moe” is sittin’ on Aunt Ethel’s teeth because the water pipes still ain’t fixed.
I run over to the icebox to grab a hairpin from the Jap box so I could start my car, knocked over the picalilly on the parcel of worms because McKeever’s ring was still stuck on my hand.
I thought I smelled smoke, I turned around, Christmas trees on fire because I left the iron on that mommy sold back to me.
No water, cant put it out. I heard bells out the window, I thought it was the fire department... nope. Maybe is was Santa? Nope.
Thelma...drivin’ by in a good humor truck, eatin’ a popsicle, wavin’ to me.
That is what’s left of the tree.
But here’s the good news, I broke the all time low water bill set by the Collier brothers in 1932
And the best news off all, better than anything else...
THIS is the day our savior was born.
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Listen, before we go any further here with the war here, I gotta tell ya what happened..
Hey Harve...Harvey...turn that clock off for me please. Thank you.
I got a postcard, see, thought it was Christmas greeting...nope. Putter down at the tax office found out about the skinny chicken, he wants to see me down there.
And speakin’ of clocks, the clock in the horses stomach was way off so I woke up late.
I rush over to the bathroom, I’m lookin’ for my toothbrush. “Moe” is sittin’ on Aunt Ethel’s teeth because the water pipes still ain’t fixed.
I run over to the icebox to grab a hairpin from the Jap box so I could start my car, knocked over the picalilly on the parcel of worms because McKeever’s ring was still stuck on my hand.
I thought I smelled smoke, I turned around, Christmas trees on fire because I left the iron on that mommy sold back to me.
No water, cant put it out. I heard bells out the window, I thought it was the fire department... nope. Maybe is was Santa? Nope.
Thelma...drivin’ by in a good humor truck, eatin’ a popsicle, wavin’ to me.
That is what’s left of the tree.
But here’s the good news, I broke the all time low water bill set by the Collier brothers in 1932
And the best news off all, better than anything else...
THIS is the day our savior was born.
WATCH ON RUMBLE https://rumble.com/RatSkates
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Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATEShttps://ratskates.com
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“The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler made this beautiful garden, see, and he set up a restaurant; called it the Hong Kong Gardens.”
“So he made his first customer a young man; he was hangin’ out in back, got everything he wanted, 3 kinds of pizza...everything.”
“So The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler sends along a dame; supposed to keep him company.”
“So one day she's lookin’ at the corns on her left foot, and the sneak slithers by and whispers over "Hey, eat some of this"
“What is it?”
“A delicious mystery appetizer.”
“I just had a nice kumquat from that other tree over there, I'm full”
“Just eat it, and when you’re on the 64 thousand dollar question, your category can be everything”
“And there you have it.”
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Ego, Feelings & Logic
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“Lucifer had a good job up there; he was handsome and everything. Had good connections, but he had a big ego.”
“Felt he didn’t have to listen to the boss, that HE should be runnin' things.”
“Poor little maroon...shows us he's the STUPIDEST thing that ever was.”
“WAY more stupid than he is a sneak. And the dame could of used her thinking apparatus, but no, she goes and eats the mystery appetizer and gets us all sick with ego.”
“The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler gave us a thinking apparatus; all we gotta do is turn it on, and stop FEELING we should be runnin’ everything. Use logic!”
“Look, feelings can’t change logic, but only logic can change feelings.”
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