THE HONEYMOONERS WELCOMES RAT SKATES
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Genesis: A Technical Explanation
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12/22/23 • 1 min
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“The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler made this beautiful garden, see, and he set up a restaurant; called it the Hong Kong Gardens.”
“So he made his first customer a young man; he was hangin’ out in back, got everything he wanted, 3 kinds of pizza...everything.”
“So The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler sends along a dame; supposed to keep him company.”
“So one day she's lookin’ at the corns on her left foot, and the sneak slithers by and whispers over "Hey, eat some of this"
“What is it?”
“A delicious mystery appetizer.”
“I just had a nice kumquat from that other tree over there, I'm full”
“Just eat it, and when you’re on the 64 thousand dollar question, your category can be everything”
“And there you have it.”
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When a Trans is Talking, What Are You Doing?
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01/18/24 • 1 min
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“So fortunately, because of the wicked root of the trans-testicle, we can appreciate something we were all granted that is beautiful...”
“Awareness! We spot fake things!”
“We're hard-wired to stop and question fake things because they fool people into what is not safe.”
“We can walk safely through reality; not re-imagined fantasy!”
“And let's also put this out there for what it is and be done with it:”
“When a trans-testicle is speaking, of course no one is really listening...”
“Be honest: you’re examining what is fake!”
“And your thinking: “I can’t believe someone would do this to them self'.”
“I wonder if they can tell I’m not really listening...”
“So there they are. And until they get theirs, enjoy the show and make sure to use the proper pronoun.”
“I suggest “Dumbass”; its gender neutral!”
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Thelma's Bells - CHRISTMAS BONUS
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12/25/23 • 2 min
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Listen, before we go any further here with the war here, I gotta tell ya what happened..
Hey Harve...Harvey...turn that clock off for me please. Thank you.
I got a postcard, see, thought it was Christmas greeting...nope. Putter down at the tax office found out about the skinny chicken, he wants to see me down there.
And speakin’ of clocks, the clock in the horses stomach was way off so I woke up late.
I rush over to the bathroom, I’m lookin’ for my toothbrush. “Moe” is sittin’ on Aunt Ethel’s teeth because the water pipes still ain’t fixed.
I run over to the icebox to grab a hairpin from the Jap box so I could start my car, knocked over the picalilly on the parcel of worms because McKeever’s ring was still stuck on my hand.
I thought I smelled smoke, I turned around, Christmas trees on fire because I left the iron on that mommy sold back to me.
No water, cant put it out. I heard bells out the window, I thought it was the fire department... nope. Maybe is was Santa? Nope.
Thelma...drivin’ by in a good humor truck, eatin’ a popsicle, wavin’ to me.
That is what’s left of the tree.
But here’s the good news, I broke the all time low water bill set by the Collier brothers in 1932
And the best news off all, better than anything else...
THIS is the day our savior was born.
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Trans: Awkward for Who the Most?
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01/12/24 • 1 min
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“Yep...it was one of them trans-testicles.”
“This could be Broadway’s longest running comedy: "Nuts on Display"
“Problem is they’d be playin’ with their display of nuts in front of a live audience.”
“All this Trans stuff is very awkward, and it's very uncomfortable. But for who the most?”
“Suppose I’m in a restaurant and one of them comes up and asks me where the restroom is...”
“I don’t know... is your plumbing on the inside or the outside?”
“And they give me a nasty look.”
“Yes, I am an assistant plumber, but that doesn’t mean I have x-ray vision!”
“Glad I don’t... there goes my appetite.”
“And what if you’re in the medical profession, what if you’re a Groinacologist?”
“Hey listen doc, I’m having trouble with the head of my...”
“Whoa..stop right there; you're problem ain’t in THAT head!”
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The Brats Revenge: Speech Control
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12/27/23 • 1 min
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“And he needs some of us to do his dirty work, see. And he’s trying to turn us brothers into brats...LIKE HIM!”
“Right now he's SO desperate, he thinks he can change reality by changing what we're allowed to say; that we'll RE-IMAGINE things just like HE did when HE was part of the lodge.”
Well...put down your cold drink Georgie, and go in and tell Har-vee:
The border invasion by drug cartels is not ‘undocumented migrants’
Massacred babies is NOT ‘women’s health care’, or 'planning parenthood'
And cuttin’ off your shmendrick is not ‘gender affirming’, it's nuts affirming!
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Our Lodge Constitution: The Demerit Amendment
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01/25/24 • 1 min
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“These Globalist snakes have been sneaking into the lodge for years and years pretending to be loyal Raccoons, pretending to be devoted to the majesty of the pelt.”
“We bought into their act...we even made some of them top brass.”
“Nosey...snoopin’ around, trying to shut us down.”
“Tax audit on the winner of the three-legged race.”
“One of them even snuck into this apartment disguised as Mrs. Gallagher’s cat!”
“They took over the fishing trip; tomorrow it’ll be the pool room and the bowling alley.”
“So, we will now take action.”
“By the power afforded to us in article 47 of the treaty of the International Order of the Republic of Friendly Raccoons, effective immediately we are fully ratifying the following amendment.”
“Here is the official document, and I quote:”
"EVERY TIME YOU CLAM UP, YOU GET ONE DEMERIT!"
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The Exorcism Earth Show | The Satanic Temple: A.K.A. "The Useful Idiot Comedy Club"
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01/31/22 • 24 min
Serving The Most High...or The Vatican Union?
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01/24/24 • 1 min
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“I said it once...and I'll say it again...This is WAR!”
“Do our chairmen think this the buffet at the Chinese restaurant, where you only take what you like?”
“If they don’t give examples of exactly WHAT is wrong according to the Raccoon book of Sacred by-Laws, well then guess who decides?...feelings decides. EGO decides!”
“That’s how the Evil One soft soaks ya into doing what HE wants!”
“There’s seven billion ego's walking this earth; there’s seven billion opinions...”
“But there's only ONE truth, and the truth is supposed to get the ego steamed!”
“Yep...top brass chairmen gone yellow-belly. Easy to do the Raccoon salute; but not so easy to defend the pelt.”
“Who's our chairmen serving; the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler or the Union?”
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The Stand: Forgiveness vs. Responsibility
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01/30/24 • 1 min
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“The Evil One LAUGHS at how he gets us to confuse forgiveness with responsibility.”
“Forgiveness doesn’t mean we sit by and watch others get hurt!”
“Otherwise WE are responsible for allowing it...simple as that.”
“Okay, this is last call; its bottom of the ninth, full count, bases loaded and they're battin’ lefty.”
“But it IS written: “we know not the day, nor the hour.”
“But sure looks like tomorrow don’t it?”
“Yeah, the games already over; it has been won.”
“The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler has two questions that EVERYONE must answer for if they want to get upstairs...”
“If you answer yes to number one, you can go on to number two.”
“One: did you forgive what is wrong?”
“Two: did you stand for what is right?”
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Victims of Their Own Choice
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01/16/24 • 1 min
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“Here's somethin’ ya probably never thought of: The Evil One has no gender...”
“There's a give-away hiding in plain sight, right?’
“Says a lot about what they're doin’...”
“When the rainbow trans-testicle was in the closet, their life's obsession was to please their genitals.”
“But this is a mental sex disorder that we’ve made worse because we buy into them cryin’ victimhood over what THEY choose!”
“We bolstered them into a highly privileged group of narcissistic spoiled angry children.”
“We allowed the creation of the Trans Industrial Complex.”
“They'll burn an American flag and claim free speech, but burning one of their flags, that’s a hate crime.”
“Them demanding that everyone subscribe their gender hallucination...THAT is the tail wagging the dog!”
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The podcast is about News, Democrat, Joe Rogan, Conservative, Comedy, Podcasts, Tv, Liberal, Mental Illness and Tv & Film.
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