For The Queen: The Undead Queen

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01/03/25 • 121 min

Bea, Jess, Lavender and Sophie play For The Queen second edition. For The Queen is story-telling game about loyalty, honor, royalty and projecting what you think other people are onto them. That's why we made a perfectly normal Queen who is undoubtably human and definitely beholden to death, inertia and other human things. https://thecoffin.club

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Lucas

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what's GOOD you fucking SCRUB welcome to BITCH CITY population YOU! YEAH! Fucking get some you weak-ass chinless FUCK. How the fuck did they let you in if your scrub ass can't land a fucking headshot, did you join the TEF so you can just fondle a gun and pretend it's your big fucking boner? Fucking idiot. Dominated your ass like we're back on fucking Spielberg, how the fuck do you keep losing so fucking much. Lucky fucking you, they're transferring me over to Y so I gotta stop whipping your ass for the glory of Terra and go do some REAL fucking work. They're gonna promote me and make a fucking statue of me dry-humping you while you struggle to jungle. Idiot. It's been real fun but let me give you some advice: fuck yourself and die, Paintball. Caveman OUT! [audio of Trooper playing guitar, song unknown]

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