The Coffin Club

The crew of The Long Bones have managed to accomplish most of their goals, but that little bit remains elusive. Mohs and Orion get briefed on the situation and get to work securing the last of their stability and security. Success is not yet assured, which is a shame, because when I want to ensure a job gets done, I hire freelancers from my good friends at Triggr! Using the Triggr app is so easy, it's no wonder how they dominated a fifth of the market with their affordable rates and job placement! You don't even need literacy or a fully working computer: just speak loudly into the microphone of any computer and they'll do the rest for you! And if you'd like a discount on your next job, use my referral code #LONGBONES at Triggr.ring! I'll get a kickback, your problem will be solved, and we can all enjoy the following recipe that my grandmother loved to cook me back when I was a nineteen year old girl working in the Gem Mines and I needed a high protein boost for the workday.

Six sticks of butter

Three cups vanilla extract

Half a pound of ground coffee beans

A dash of cinnamon

Three cups of sugar

About four cups of ground Telgri beetle (powdered Beloth worm will do as a substitute, not optional, this is where the protein comes from, and don't worry about it being purified of contamination, the minerals are fine in trace amounts!)

Six scoops of nutmeg

Fifty three cranks of pepper

A box of baking soda (baking pepsi will do in a pinch)

A hearty glug of BANG! Poppin' Brandz Orgy Sauss (tm)

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Whip butter, sugar, Sauss (tm) and vanilla extract until smooth and creamy, then carefully fold in dry ingredients. Using your hands carefully divide dough into little logs and spread them out on a baking sheet before baking for 25-30 minutes depending on oven. Let them cool thoroughly before enjoying your new favorite energy suppository treat (nobody likes a scalded anus!).

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My mother was a drop of blood.
My father was a knife.
I thank you for this blessed meal
And new purpose in life.
Tonight I am your humble guest,
I hope you understand,
They compel me to prove my worth
With Father in my hand.
I ask of you to take up arms,
I beg of you to try.
I want to show you all I've got,
Whoever dies will die.

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Excerpt of Interview With Marisol Chapman 19/32/06
Q: So you shut down Galatea.
"We did."
Q: Controversial decision, a lot of your support base didn't approve.
"[laughs] I don't care now and I didn't care then. It was time. Galatea served its purpose. It was an open air lab, our testing grounds; when it became a theme park, that's when I saw the writing was on the wall."
Q: Better to cash out while you're ahead?
"Absolutely. If not, the House takes everything. I mean what do you want me to say, we didn't make miracles? We did. We're going to change the world, and that starts with everyone living forever. That's not the end of it. Isn't that wild? That's not the end."
Q: So what's next?
"I don't know. That's the funny thing about having enough time and everything you need to learn more and do more. I don't have to think about what's next. There will be something; new wonders, strange revelations. And we'll live to see them if we want to. I think that's more than enough."

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The Troopers celebrate the success over Planet Cameron. Sixty Nine mourns the dead. Pleather makes a new friend. Deck hits the books. Sparky learns the letter of the law. Everyone learns how hard it is to clean up after the dead.

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The Student Body Part Seven: Outnumbered and outgunned, the Monstrous Misfits are forced to plan on the fly. The Assembly listens to hearts and minds. Presto calls to action. Miracle gets the last laugh. Melody tips the scales just so. The chance for everyone who learn who killed them threatens to go up in smoke. https://thecoffin.club