Doug Wilson Talks Worshipers Being Arrested/Sex Robots/Postmillennialism

This is The Babylon Bee Weekly News Show for the week of 10/30/2020.

In this Spooky episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the Babylon Bee being mentioned at the Senate hearings and the week’s top stories like another amazing Guinness World Record that Kyle gets so excited about, ACB ordering all Nation’s Women to Wear Handmaid’s Outfits, Democrats Proposing to stop Coyotes by distracting them with Decoy Roadrunners, and after Thanksgiving being banned, Californians turning to Turkey Barbecues in Honor of Black Lives Matter. Kyle and Ethan also share their favorite Horror Movies, TV Shows, and Books all in time for you to enjoy them before Halloween. Tune in for more weird news, cool stories, a trip to the mailbag and, of course, glorious hate mail.

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Introduction

Kyle and Ethan joke about Jack Dorsey dressing as a homeless man during his remote senate hearings and being referenced at the Senate hearings.

Stuff That’s Good

Kyle likes Geeks Under Grace

Ethan likes Flor De Selva cigars

Weird News

• World’s longest gum wrapper chain created by 70 year old retired teacher
• He began the feat back in 1965, which is when Gum chains were quite popular
• Gary’s record breaking chain came in at a mind boggling 106,810 ft.
• Gary says as someone with no special skills that he has to do a lot of hard work in order to succeed in getting a world record
• Woman allegedly posed as prosecutor, dropped charges against herself
• Lisa Landon used the state’s electronic system to drop the charges and submitted fake documents in three separate criminal cases last year.
• A forensic examiner who was supposed to perform a competency evaluation on her, noticed the charges were dropped.
• Landon also falsified a judge’s decision to waive a filing fee and faked an order in a child custody case involving her child and a family member
• Police ID pastor accused of urinating on female Delta passenger: ‘He peed on me!’
• According to the passenger named Alicia Beverly, told police she woke up on the plane around 2:45am to find a man urinating on her.
• After Beverly yelled ‘He peed on me,’ the Pastor said “I peed on her, I thought I was going to the bathroom”
• ‘Big Pile’ of eels dumped in NYC park; impact not yet known
• After dumping the eels in the lake, the man walked away, explaining to bystanders that “I just want to save lives”
• New York has a long history of people releasing animals. In 1890, Shakespeare enthusiasts released a flock of 60 European starlings(birds) that destroyed crops and snarl jet engines
• California billionaire Bill Gross accused of blaring ‘Gilligan’s Island’ theme song on loop at his neighbor
• Gross was frustrated that he was forced by the city to take down a series of lighting and netting that blocked the neighbors view.
• The neighbor told Gross to turn the music down and he responded “Peace on all fronts or we’ll just have nightly concerts big boy”
• Prescription drugs reported in children’s Halloween candy after California event
• At a trunk or treat where kids would get candy through their windows, Police reported that a mother called after she found a resealable plastic bag with four blue pills and a white tablet in her child’s bag of candy
• Recommended to parents to go through their children’s candy piece by piece before they eat any of it
• Headless horseman brings music, double-takes to Concord, MA
• Man rides bicycle with no hands playing guitar while in a headless horseman costume
• Bicyclist says he has...