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In this episode, the team dives into the second attempt on Donald Trump's life, where a man armed with a scoped AK-style rifle was thwarted by the Secret Service. Also, did you know that Trump’s heated rhetoric is to blame? There’s plenty of hate mail and Jarret shares a secret just for subscribers in the subscriber lounge.

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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 2/26/2020.

In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome Babylon Bee writers: Frank J. Fleming, Chris Cowan, and Nate McMillan. They run down the week’s top stories, take a stab at putting together a story on the spot for Trump’s recent trip to India, and Kyle sings karaoke of John Lennon’s re-released Imagine which gives more realistic descriptions of communism.

In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan and the writers tell the story of how they became Babylon Bee writers and talk about some of their favorite headlines.

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Show Outline

Intro - Kyle and Ethan welcome the writers: Chris Cowan, Frank Fleming, and Nate McMillan.

Stories Of The Week

Story 1 - Pete Buttigieg Releases Study Bible With Notes That Explain Why Most Of The Verses Are Wrong / Hasbro Introduces New 'My Butti' Pete Buttigieg Doll

• Other dolls for the other candidates?

Story 2 - John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ Re-released With More Realistic Description Of Communism

• Kyle sings a karaoke rendition.

Story 3 - Man Forced To Apologize For Whatever He Did In Wife's Dream Last Night

Topic of the Week - The Babylon Bee writers come up with a story on the spot. Join us in the writer’s room.

Hate Mail - In this special edition of ‘I Really Miss Adam Ford,’ we have Frank J. Fleming read the hate mail we got for an article he wrote.

Subscriber portion (Starts at 01:00:26)

Everyone tells their story/ how they joined the Bee.

The writers talk about some of their favorite Bee articles.

Bonus Audio

The Lars Larson Show sent us their professionally done version of the Re-Imagine and now we are singing it around the office. Enjoy!

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Things get downright puritanical when Kyle and Ethan talk to Nate Pickowicz and Dustin Benge about their new book The American Puritans. Dustin is Provost and lecturer and Union School of Theology and Nate is pastor of Harvest Bible Church. Dustin and Nate talk about the inspiration that they draw today from the lives of these men and women and their religious movement in church history while Kyle and Ethan try to figure out why someone would name their kid ‘If-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned’ and whether it’s true that Puritans invented tablecloths to cover up scandalous table legs.

Topics Discussed

• The difference between Puritans and Pilgrims
• Puritan theology: Are sinners in the hands of an angry God?
• Myth or fact: Puritan edition
• Puritans’ favorite alcoholic beverage
• Some church history of the Puritans in England and in America
• Strange Puritan names like ‘Praise-God’ and ‘Fly Fornication’
• People walking stark naked through church and cutting off Quaker ears
• Some of the Puritans highlighted in their new book The American Puritans
• Kyle and Ethan provoke some baptist answers to The Ten Questions in the Subscriber Portion!

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Matt Walsh is finally on The Babylon Bee Podcast to react to The Bee’s coverage of him over the years and also to dole out the appropriate punishments for various crimes. He talks about being Transphobe of the Year in 2022, whether or not the culture can be saved, and his new show Judged.

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