Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué
12/27/19 • 4 min
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Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué
Incoming Message from Line Manager Hartro Piltz... Message reads:
“So help me Trexel, if you don’t do this board forsaken message I will personally see to it that you spend the next year picking my toenails out of your soft pallet! RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOUR CLIENTS!”
Response from Consultant Trexel Geistman;
*ERROR* MESSAGE UNREADABLE, APPEARS TO BE COMPRISED OF WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH
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Audio attachment received from Consultant Trexel Geistman with following notation:
“Take your flesh and be gone incalcitrant star devil!”
Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Z Perkins, Evaschia, Robert Groom, Aysha U. Farah, Niamh Hemingway, Khyle, Joshua Grohman, Rachel Oney, Malcom Snipes, Alex Haidinyak, Michelle LaTorre, Oscar Marlowe, Glory Duda, Joe Smith, Alex Freeman, Cait May, Xanthe Bouma, Paul McHugh, Ciara McCabe, & January Garcia
If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX: previously credited artists via freesound.org.
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Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué
Incoming Message from Line Manager Hartro Piltz... Message reads:
“So help me Trexel, if you don’t do this board forsaken message I will personally see to it that you spend the next year picking my toenails out of your soft pallet! RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOUR CLIENTS!”
Response from Consultant Trexel Geistman;
*ERROR* MESSAGE UNREADABLE, APPEARS TO BE COMPRISED OF WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH
...
...
...
Audio attachment received from Consultant Trexel Geistman with following notation:
“Take your flesh and be gone incalcitrant star devil!”
Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Z Perkins, Evaschia, Robert Groom, Aysha U. Farah, Niamh Hemingway, Khyle, Joshua Grohman, Rachel Oney, Malcom Snipes, Alex Haidinyak, Michelle LaTorre, Oscar Marlowe, Glory Duda, Joe Smith, Alex Freeman, Cait May, Xanthe Bouma, Paul McHugh, Ciara McCabe, & January Garcia
If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX: previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.
Join our community:
WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/
TWITTER: @therustyquill
REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/
DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y
EMAIL: [email protected]
Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
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Content Warning for:
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Additional thanks to Cassidy for translation assistance.
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX:
caculo, joedeshon & previously credited artists via freesound.org.
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Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Ableism (dissociative disorder)
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Molly & Emily for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Spooooky, Kate Talbot, Lisa K., Jari Thorup Palo, Lou Harrison, Elliot, Claudia Howard, Amanda Lord, Sarah Cavanagh, Jessica Freeman, Freshcat, dog, Elizabeth Kalbacher, Aine Morgan, Corvin J Lyn, Kit, Cody Wolfe, Iris Lazuli, Sparr, Carrie LeClair
If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX:
Previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.
Join our community:
WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/
TWITTER: @therustyquill
REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/
EMAIL: [email protected]
Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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