Stellar Firma
Rusty Quill
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“Build your planet, keep in line... also clones."
Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.
Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.
For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com
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Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué
Stellar Firma
12/27/19 • 4 min
Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué
Incoming Message from Line Manager Hartro Piltz... Message reads:
“So help me Trexel, if you don’t do this board forsaken message I will personally see to it that you spend the next year picking my toenails out of your soft pallet! RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOUR CLIENTS!”
Response from Consultant Trexel Geistman;
*ERROR* MESSAGE UNREADABLE, APPEARS TO BE COMPRISED OF WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH
...
...
...
Audio attachment received from Consultant Trexel Geistman with following notation:
“Take your flesh and be gone incalcitrant star devil!”
Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Z Perkins, Evaschia, Robert Groom, Aysha U. Farah, Niamh Hemingway, Khyle, Joshua Grohman, Rachel Oney, Malcom Snipes, Alex Haidinyak, Michelle LaTorre, Oscar Marlowe, Glory Duda, Joe Smith, Alex Freeman, Cait May, Xanthe Bouma, Paul McHugh, Ciara McCabe, & January Garcia
If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX: previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.
Join our community:
WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/
TWITTER: @therustyquill
REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/
DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y
EMAIL: [email protected]
Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
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12/27/19 • 4 min
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Episode 26 - Returns and Reassignments
Stellar Firma
12/06/19 • 28 min
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Episode 26
Returns and Reassignments
PLANET - CAUTION, UNATTRIBUTED ERROR
Misalignment detected, unable to locate consultant/clone
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Physical violence
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Samantha Minnette for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Kit Matthews, Tommy Prisco, Harriet Wise, Felix VanHuss, haley macke, Cat Heg is the Best Heg, Withans, Corey Allison, Brian S. Roe, Luna, Isabelle Jackson, Laura Fernandez, Kade Kafel, Tracey Bauer, Lisa Ferreira, Matt Walton, Arin Astratic, Andrew Guthy, Daniel Gullman
If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX: from David Devereux & previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.
Join our community:
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EMAIL: [email protected]
Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
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12/06/19 • 28 min
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ANNOUNCEMENT - RQ Streams!
Stellar Firma
01/14/20 • 1 min
It's time for a new video project - RQ Streams - with Mike LeBeau (Head of Video; Tim Stoker) and Anil Godigamuwe (Community Manager) as your guides & fellow explorers through the worlds of gaming! And thank you so much to everyone for your support to make things like this possible!
Join us weekly on Saturdays, at 3pm GMT - starting 25th January 2020 - at www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill !
Music: "The Messenger" by Silent Partner via the Youtube Audio Library
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01/14/20 • 1 min
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Episode 29 - Commerce and Candy
Stellar Firma
01/03/20 • 27 min
Episode 29
Commerce and Candy
CLIENT - Fugatissiman and/or Archexianniam
The client(s) is/are interested in a birthday party planet for their niece, Rosie Nix (they are turning 6). Suggested sales tactics: by decree of Trexel the Mighty, exploit work/life unbalance, withhold things wanted, upselling.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Ableism (dissociative disorder)
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Molly & Emily for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Spooooky, Kate Talbot, Lisa K., Jari Thorup Palo, Lou Harrison, Elliot, Claudia Howard, Amanda Lord, Sarah Cavanagh, Jessica Freeman, Freshcat, dog, Elizabeth Kalbacher, Aine Morgan, Corvin J Lyn, Kit, Cody Wolfe, Iris Lazuli, Sparr, Carrie LeClair
If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX:
Previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.
Join our community:
WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/
TWITTER: @therustyquill
REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/
EMAIL: [email protected]
Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/03/20 • 27 min
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Episode 28 - Deities and Determination
Stellar Firma
12/20/19 • 20 min
Episode 28
Deities and Determination
CLIENT - Kaliah Tallett
Client is interested in a shrine to their mouse god. Suggested sales tactics: shouting, religious deception, surprise, platinum mouse guardians, Kicking Tithe.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Samuel Borrello, Edison Potter, Jedediah G Schmidt, David Cothron, Julianna, Amalia, Jessica Salter, Ellie Smith, Adrian Clarke, Mara Wilson, Kaleigh Albright, Sarah Harrison, Manda McIlroy, Malin, Christian Dokken, K S, Bert!, Alex May, Mike Massiah, Jessica Grace.
If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.
Additional thanks to Cassidy for translation assistance.
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX:
caculo, joedeshon & previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.
Join our community:
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EMAIL: [email protected]
Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/20/19 • 20 min
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Episode 27 - Sales and Schooling
Stellar Firma
12/13/19 • 24 min
Episode 27
Sales and Schooling
CLIENT - ORIENTATION
No client assigned, orientation and training session. Cost for lost time will be deducted from those in receipt of theoretical salaries.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Kay Topaz, Briar, Haley Tomaszewski, Jess Katt, Eva Cone, ЖÐμÐ1⁄2Ñ Ð¢ÑŽÑ€Ð ̧Ð1⁄2а, Deanon, Brynn Lewis, Emily Scherping, David Tynan, Sierra Mayer, Brooke Prado, Ishiima, beznogova, Elly Grant, Michael Troyer, Kupla Ku, Matthew Briggs, Marquleta Sibanyama, Magnus Stenrød, Maxim Mann
If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill
Additional thanks to Cassidy for translation assistance
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.
Join our community:
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FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/
TWITTER: @therustyquill
REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/
EMAIL: [email protected]
Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/13/19 • 24 min
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Episode 32 - Standards and Swarms
Stellar Firma
01/24/20 • 23 min
Episode 32
Standards and Swarms
CLIENT - Bee Frost
The clients are interested in a factory planet to create their own stars. Suggested sales tactics: ignore the client... entirely.
ALERT - INTERNAL I.M.O.G.E.N. OVERRIDE DETECTED, ANY SECRET HATCHES OBSERVED CAN BE NEITHER CONFIRMED NOR DENIED.
Content warning for:
- Poisoning/drugging
- Sacrificial animals
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to ShardAngel for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Charlie Haglin, Jason Dawson, How Should I Know, Tonya Downing, Negev, MOLLY WHALEN, Bonster, Richard Drumm, Ben Stillwell White, Ren Martin, Nancy S, megan schreiber, Keller, Jon Cantwell, Mel Barsana, Lynny, Dan and Heather Norbury Montalto, Lucas Rozell, Ann, Katey Lannen.
If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Number 1: Amy Dickinson
Number 48: Rachel Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.
Join our community:
WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/
TWITTER: @therustyquill
REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/
EMAIL: [email protected]
Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/24/20 • 23 min
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Episode 31 - Shells and Shame
Stellar Firma
01/17/20 • 25 min
Episode 31
Shells and Shame
CLIENT - Kaldor the Chitinous
The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to reflect their hard outer shell and rich inner life. Suggested sales tactics: emotional blackmail, lean in to immorality, ignore personal promises, clean Perkins, burn down the school, shuck the client, *ANOMALY* bio-facsimile leading the meeting. May the Board have mercy on their souls.
Content warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to HRH Aranelle for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mal Ossowicki, Nikki H, Hayden J, Marcela 'hi mom' Garcia, Oren Benshabat, Ida, Adrian Mercer-Garber, Sammy, Han Mallek, Caroline Rivard, Mammon, Lauren Rowlands, charlie laurel, Brie, Rachel Penabade, Carrie Coada, 2impostors, Elias Soper, Casey Rae, Armando DiCianno.
If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies and Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX: previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.
Join our community:
WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/
TWITTER: @therustyquill
REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/
EMAIL: [email protected]
Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/17/20 • 25 min
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Episode 30 - Logic and Line Managers
Stellar Firma
01/10/20 • 26 min
Episode 30
Logic and Line Managers
CLIENT - Sales Review
ALERT - NO SALES LINE MANAGER LOCATED FOR CITIZEN EMPLOYEE T. GEISTMAN (ID 362884) AND BIO FACSIMILE DAVID 7 (ID 95847335). ASSESSING HUMAN RESOURCE DISTRIBUTION...PROMOTION APPROVED, REROUTING LINE MANAGER.
Content warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Jay Grace, Lena, Noj Strebor, handlebarlan, Green-nosed Mule, Charles Lambing, anajinn, Justine Silving, Zach Hoffman, Potato, Nikki Bee, Kayleigh Banyard, Jessica Witt, Geo, Maria, Laura Toh, Bethany King, Birdy Nelson, Patricia Keith & Hall of Mirrors Artworks.
If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies and Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.
Join our community:
WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/
TWITTER: @therustyquill
REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/
EMAIL: [email protected]
Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/10/20 • 26 min
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Stellar Firma - S1 Bloopers
Stellar Firma
07/26/19 • 25 min
Stellar Firma - S1 Bloopers
Boo-boos and Blunders
PLANET - Nailed it
Consultant recommendation: Go home, you're drunk.
Thanks to this week's Patrons: Shahrzad Mohammed, Marissa Mendoza, 20thcenturyvole, Neil Czebieniak, Meaghan E Carpenter, Vera Rae, Devas, 99Robocats, TheBuggiest, GothicRain, Jennifer Meyer, Kyle Presodebt of the Drop Goodwood Fan Club, Cassidy the butler, William Reeck, Camille Weeks, Amanda Bills, Mary Frederick, Anne Searle, Athena Metro, Emily Arotin Wagner.
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Harry: Simon Plotkin
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.
Join our community:
WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/
TWITTER: @therustyquill
REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/
EMAIL: [email protected]
Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/26/19 • 25 min
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How many episodes does Stellar Firma have?
Stellar Firma currently has 137 episodes available.
What topics does Stellar Firma cover?
The podcast is about Comedy and Podcasts.
What is the most popular episode on Stellar Firma?
The episode title 'Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Stellar Firma?
The average episode length on Stellar Firma is 23 minutes.
How often are episodes of Stellar Firma released?
Episodes of Stellar Firma are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of Stellar Firma?
The first episode of Stellar Firma was released on Feb 5, 2019.
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