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Spooning in the Apocalypse - Songs from the Sadlands: Don't ever summon a Bonewraith

Songs from the Sadlands: Don't ever summon a Bonewraith

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12/31/19 • 3 min

Spooning in the Apocalypse

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WSPN is proud to present our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." A midseason series, presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world. A new song every week for 3 weeks.
First artist is Jillian Lafave.
She's in two bands currently known as Fable Cry and Floridian Slim. Also check out her podcast with Sandy called Crudimentary Questions.
Spooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020
Lyrics Below
CHORUS I

Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the bonewastes

Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith

or they’ll turn your bones to dust

VERSE I

You know my dad was from the Sadlands

he was a bad man and he had plans

Ya see my mom was really headstrong

they didn't get along she called him dead wrong

but she was the one he wanted dead

He couldn’t do the deed so he thought instead

CHORUS II

I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the Bonewastes

I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith

and they’ll turn her bones to dust

VERSE II

He took my mother to a graveyard

It wasn’t so hard... he caught her off guard

My father tied her to a tombstone

lit candles in a row around a pile of bones

Then he told the tale of an angry ghost

The Bonewraiths, they came and killed them both

CHORUS III

That’s how you summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the Bonewastes

That’s how you summon a Bonewraith

but they’ll turn your bones to dust

BRIDGE

I watched my dad... turn to dust

and my mother’s face faded away

and the Bonewraiths gathered round

they sang a song... I heard them say...

OUTRO

we see a pale field of tooth and bone

unending bleached by the sun

it shall outlive and they shall stretch on

forever we’ll build our fields of bone

everywhere we reach we shall spread

our ground of bones

like a wave across the desert of death

made in Nashville by Spooning Productions

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WSPN is proud to present our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." A midseason series, presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world. A new song every week for 3 weeks.
First artist is Jillian Lafave.
She's in two bands currently known as Fable Cry and Floridian Slim. Also check out her podcast with Sandy called Crudimentary Questions.
Spooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020
Lyrics Below
CHORUS I

Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the bonewastes

Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith

or they’ll turn your bones to dust

VERSE I

You know my dad was from the Sadlands

he was a bad man and he had plans

Ya see my mom was really headstrong

they didn't get along she called him dead wrong

but she was the one he wanted dead

He couldn’t do the deed so he thought instead

CHORUS II

I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the Bonewastes

I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith

and they’ll turn her bones to dust

VERSE II

He took my mother to a graveyard

It wasn’t so hard... he caught her off guard

My father tied her to a tombstone

lit candles in a row around a pile of bones

Then he told the tale of an angry ghost

The Bonewraiths, they came and killed them both

CHORUS III

That’s how you summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the Bonewastes

That’s how you summon a Bonewraith

but they’ll turn your bones to dust

BRIDGE

I watched my dad... turn to dust

and my mother’s face faded away

and the Bonewraiths gathered round

they sang a song... I heard them say...

OUTRO

we see a pale field of tooth and bone

unending bleached by the sun

it shall outlive and they shall stretch on

forever we’ll build our fields of bone

everywhere we reach we shall spread

our ground of bones

like a wave across the desert of death

made in Nashville by Spooning Productions

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Relationships don't have to be difficult even if the times are. Join WSPN's resident relationship experts Professor Shaum Defroyen and Co-host Radd Flink as we examine personal challenges, resolve interpersonal conflict, and move everything to the next level.
Callers include a ruggedly handsome individualist, an aesthetically pleasant collectivist and an intangibly unknowable presence.
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Featuring Tavius Marshall, Nathan Connor, Ashley Marshall, Drew Collins, Kat Jones, and Kristina Hemphill.
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made in Nashville by Spooning Productions

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Songs from the Sadlands: I can't spell Mephistopheles

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WSPN presents midseason episode two of our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." Presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world. A new song every week for 3 weeks.
Our second artist is: We are Makers.
"We are Ryan and Chelsea Maker. We are a married couple that's been playing music together pretty much since we met. We are lead vocalists/guitar&keys for the T.R.O.C.K. sensation Legs Nose Robinson, write and perform vocals via the internet with the electronic dance ensemble BitterPants, as well as perform in a five piece rock band called Illy and the Spells."
Song: I can't spell Mephistopheles

Spooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020
Lyrics Below
I can’t stop poppin’ babies out my fun hole

Even though I fixed that long ago

Well I had a hysterectomy

but those demons keep coming outta me

I’m a hell mouth girl born and raised ya know

Well I do have me a type when it comes to males

It ain’t no dealbreaker if he’s horns or a tail

I’m sucker for a compliment

And A Forked tongue has its benefits

I feel pretty and shiny like he’s drinkin’ from the holy grail

Well my name sure ain’t Rosemary

And I can’t spell Mephistopheles

But mother of all he crowned me at brimstone

Now Their daddy ain’t no angel he comes and goes

He just teaches them the fun stuff like mind control

When I try to give’em a switch

I wind up makin’ a sandwich

Back to burning another batch of clothes

When I asked his name he first replied in laughter

He said, “There’s too many to say” so I guess it don’t really matter

And though he keeps on askin’ me

I’ll be damned if he gets custody

And the irony is I’ve been damned since I met that bastard

Well my name sure ain’t Rosemary

And I can’t spell Mephistopheles

But mother of all he crowned me at brimstone

made in Nashville by Spooning Productions

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