
Songs from the Sadlands: Don't ever summon a Bonewraith
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12/31/19 • 3 min
WSPN is proud to present our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." A midseason series, presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world. A new song every week for 3 weeks.
First artist is Jillian Lafave.
She's in two bands currently known as Fable Cry and Floridian Slim. Also check out her podcast with Sandy called Crudimentary Questions.
Spooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020
Lyrics Below
CHORUS I
Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith
from the pale fields of the bonewastes
Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith
or they’ll turn your bones to dust
VERSE I
You know my dad was from the Sadlands
he was a bad man and he had plans
Ya see my mom was really headstrong
they didn't get along she called him dead wrong
but she was the one he wanted dead
He couldn’t do the deed so he thought instead
CHORUS II
I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith
from the pale fields of the Bonewastes
I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith
and they’ll turn her bones to dust
VERSE II
He took my mother to a graveyard
It wasn’t so hard... he caught her off guard
My father tied her to a tombstone
lit candles in a row around a pile of bones
Then he told the tale of an angry ghost
The Bonewraiths, they came and killed them both
CHORUS III
That’s how you summon a Bonewraith
from the pale fields of the Bonewastes
That’s how you summon a Bonewraith
but they’ll turn your bones to dust
BRIDGE
I watched my dad... turn to dust
and my mother’s face faded away
and the Bonewraiths gathered round
they sang a song... I heard them say...
OUTRO
we see a pale field of tooth and bone
unending bleached by the sun
it shall outlive and they shall stretch on
forever we’ll build our fields of bone
everywhere we reach we shall spread
our ground of bones
like a wave across the desert of death
made in Nashville by Spooning Productions
WSPN is proud to present our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." A midseason series, presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world. A new song every week for 3 weeks.
First artist is Jillian Lafave.
She's in two bands currently known as Fable Cry and Floridian Slim. Also check out her podcast with Sandy called Crudimentary Questions.
Spooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020
Lyrics Below
CHORUS I
Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith
from the pale fields of the bonewastes
Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith
or they’ll turn your bones to dust
VERSE I
You know my dad was from the Sadlands
he was a bad man and he had plans
Ya see my mom was really headstrong
they didn't get along she called him dead wrong
but she was the one he wanted dead
He couldn’t do the deed so he thought instead
CHORUS II
I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith
from the pale fields of the Bonewastes
I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith
and they’ll turn her bones to dust
VERSE II
He took my mother to a graveyard
It wasn’t so hard... he caught her off guard
My father tied her to a tombstone
lit candles in a row around a pile of bones
Then he told the tale of an angry ghost
The Bonewraiths, they came and killed them both
CHORUS III
That’s how you summon a Bonewraith
from the pale fields of the Bonewastes
That’s how you summon a Bonewraith
but they’ll turn your bones to dust
BRIDGE
I watched my dad... turn to dust
and my mother’s face faded away
and the Bonewraiths gathered round
they sang a song... I heard them say...
OUTRO
we see a pale field of tooth and bone
unending bleached by the sun
it shall outlive and they shall stretch on
forever we’ll build our fields of bone
everywhere we reach we shall spread
our ground of bones
like a wave across the desert of death
made in Nashville by Spooning Productions
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Songs from the Sadlands: I can't spell Mephistopheles
WSPN presents midseason episode two of our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." Presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world. A new song every week for 3 weeks.
Our second artist is: We are Makers.
"We are Ryan and Chelsea Maker. We are a married couple that's been playing music together pretty much since we met. We are lead vocalists/guitar&keys for the T.R.O.C.K. sensation Legs Nose Robinson, write and perform vocals via the internet with the electronic dance ensemble BitterPants, as well as perform in a five piece rock band called Illy and the Spells."
Song: I can't spell Mephistopheles
Spooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020
Lyrics Below
I can’t stop poppin’ babies out my fun hole
Even though I fixed that long ago
Well I had a hysterectomy
but those demons keep coming outta me
I’m a hell mouth girl born and raised ya know
Well I do have me a type when it comes to males
It ain’t no dealbreaker if he’s horns or a tail
I’m sucker for a compliment
And A Forked tongue has its benefits
I feel pretty and shiny like he’s drinkin’ from the holy grail
Well my name sure ain’t Rosemary
And I can’t spell Mephistopheles
But mother of all he crowned me at brimstone
Now Their daddy ain’t no angel he comes and goes
He just teaches them the fun stuff like mind control
When I try to give’em a switch
I wind up makin’ a sandwich
Back to burning another batch of clothes
When I asked his name he first replied in laughter
He said, “There’s too many to say” so I guess it don’t really matter
And though he keeps on askin’ me
I’ll be damned if he gets custody
And the irony is I’ve been damned since I met that bastard
Well my name sure ain’t Rosemary
And I can’t spell Mephistopheles
But mother of all he crowned me at brimstone
made in Nashville by Spooning Productions
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