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(This story is serial in nature. You should start at here.) Welcome to the newest call-in show to the WSPN network! Join our relationship experts Professor Shaum Defroyen and Co-Host Radd Flink for the inaugural episode of “Radiationships,” as we examine personal challenges, resolve interpersonal conflict, and dissect the ulterior motives of crickets. - Callers include a guy who’s taken his lumps and a self-made, self-help guru. This episode is sponsored by Deft Punk University, Primordial, and Bomb-Ass Socks. Brought to you by Cool Skvorsky.
Featuring Ashley Marshall, Nathan Connor, Drew Collins, Tavius Marshall, Michael Barger and Jon Royal. Spooning in the Apocalypse is created, written, produced, and edited by Tavius Marshall. Head writer: Nathan Connor. Executive Audio Tzar: Drew Collins. Contributing Producer: Isaac Lightburn.

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Professor Shaum and Radd Flink, make progress in there ever continuing battle

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(This story is serial in nature. You should start at the first episode.) Join our relationship experts Professor Shaum Defroyen and Co-Host Radd Flink for the hourly call-in show “Radiationships,” as we examine personal challenges, resolve interpersonal conflicts, and discuss recovery after an emotional loss. Callers include an automobile enthusiast and a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar. This episode is sponsored by Piles and u.Gen. Featuring Ashley Marshall, Audra Harvey, Drew Collins, Tavius Marshall, Nathan Connor, and Michael Barger, Spooning in the Apocalypse is created, written, produced, and edited by Tavius Marshall. Head writer: Nathan Connor. Executive Audio Tzar: Drew Collins. Contributing Producer: Isaac Lightburn.

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Radd and Shaum struggle for justice against the corporate monster known as WSPN.

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WSPN is proud to present our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." A midseason series, presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world. A new song every week for 3 weeks.
First artist is Jillian Lafave.
She's in two bands currently known as Fable Cry and Floridian Slim. Also check out her podcast with Sandy called Crudimentary Questions.
Spooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020
Lyrics Below
CHORUS I

Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the bonewastes

Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith

or they’ll turn your bones to dust

VERSE I

You know my dad was from the Sadlands

he was a bad man and he had plans

Ya see my mom was really headstrong

they didn't get along she called him dead wrong

but she was the one he wanted dead

He couldn’t do the deed so he thought instead

CHORUS II

I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the Bonewastes

I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith

and they’ll turn her bones to dust

VERSE II

He took my mother to a graveyard

It wasn’t so hard... he caught her off guard

My father tied her to a tombstone

lit candles in a row around a pile of bones

Then he told the tale of an angry ghost

The Bonewraiths, they came and killed them both

CHORUS III

That’s how you summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the Bonewastes

That’s how you summon a Bonewraith

but they’ll turn your bones to dust

BRIDGE

I watched my dad... turn to dust

and my mother’s face faded away

and the Bonewraiths gathered round

they sang a song... I heard them say...

OUTRO

we see a pale field of tooth and bone

unending bleached by the sun

it shall outlive and they shall stretch on

forever we’ll build our fields of bone

everywhere we reach we shall spread

our ground of bones

like a wave across the desert of death

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