Spooning in the Apocalypse

Relationships don't have to be difficult even if the times are. Join WSPN's resident relationship experts Professor Shaum Defroyen and Co-host Radd Flink as we examine personal challenges, resolve interpersonal conflict, and schedule our personal time off.
Callers include a handyman looking for a handy job and a man with a grudge against his in-laws.
This episode is sponsored by "The 5 Ways to Make Your Time" - a 10 week Two York best seller, C.H.A.R.I.T.Y., and Poddy Training.
Featuring Tavius Marshall, Ashley Marshall, Audra Harvey, Nathan Connor, Drew Collins, Michael Barger, Kat Jones and Chris Hemphill.
Spooning in the Apocalypse is created, written, produced, and edited by Tavius Marshall. Developed by: Nathan Connor, Drew Collins and Tavius Marshall. Scrivener: Nathan Connor. Executive Audio Tzar: Drew Collins. Contributing Producer: Isaac Lightburn.

WSPN is proud to present our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." A midseason series, presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world. A new song every week for 3 weeks.
First artist is Jillian Lafave.
She's in two bands currently known as Fable Cry and Floridian Slim. Also check out her podcast with Sandy called Crudimentary Questions.
Spooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020
Lyrics Below
CHORUS I

Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the bonewastes

Don’t ever summon a Bonewraith

or they’ll turn your bones to dust

VERSE I

You know my dad was from the Sadlands

he was a bad man and he had plans

Ya see my mom was really headstrong

they didn't get along she called him dead wrong

but she was the one he wanted dead

He couldn’t do the deed so he thought instead

CHORUS II

I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the Bonewastes

I’m gonna summon a Bonewraith

and they’ll turn her bones to dust

VERSE II

He took my mother to a graveyard

It wasn’t so hard... he caught her off guard

My father tied her to a tombstone

lit candles in a row around a pile of bones

Then he told the tale of an angry ghost

The Bonewraiths, they came and killed them both

CHORUS III

That’s how you summon a Bonewraith

from the pale fields of the Bonewastes

That’s how you summon a Bonewraith

but they’ll turn your bones to dust

BRIDGE

I watched my dad... turn to dust

and my mother’s face faded away

and the Bonewraiths gathered round

they sang a song... I heard them say...

OUTRO

we see a pale field of tooth and bone

unending bleached by the sun

it shall outlive and they shall stretch on

forever we’ll build our fields of bone

everywhere we reach we shall spread

our ground of bones

like a wave across the desert of death

(This story is serial in nature. Maybe start at the first episode.)
Relationships don't have to be difficult even if the times are. Join WSPN's resident relationship experts Professor Shaum Defroyen and Co-host Radd Flink as we examine personal challenges, resolve interpersonal conflict, and total our tallys.
Callers include an impossible machine and an answering machine.
This episode is sponsored by Jammies, "Jodie," and Dranbly Tonnage's Commercial Review.

Featuring Audra Harvey, Kat Jones, Mandy Panozzo-Clay, Ashley Marshall, Drew Collins, Nathan Connor, Jill LaFave and Tavius Marshall.
Spooning in the Apocalypse is created, written, produced, and edited by Tavius Marshall. Wordster: Nathan Connor. Executive Audio Tzar: Drew Collins. Contributing Producer: Isaac Lightburn.

(This story is serial in nature. Please Start at the first episode.)
Relationships don't have to be difficult even if the times are. Join WSPN's resident relationship experts Professor Shaum Defroyen and Co-host Radd Flink as we examine personal challenges, resolve interpersonal conflict, and connect connections.
Callers include someone who doesn't sweat under pressure or on the mic and a self-made, self-help theater proprietor. This episode is sponsored by The Joined Un-dead Marchers B Later Youths and The Church of Gryllidae

Featuring Nathan Connor, Kat Jones, Drew Collins, Audra Harvey, Mandy Panozzo-Clay, Ashley Marshall, Tavius Marshall, and Jon Royal.
Spooning in the Apocalypse is created, written, produced, and edited by Tavius Marshall. Man of Letters: Nathan Connor. Executive Audio Tzar: Drew Collins. Contributing Producer: Isaac Lightburn.

WSPN presents our final midseason episode of our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." Presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world.
Our final artist is: Midnight Easel
Born out of the shadows of East Nashville, TN, Midnight Easel is comprised of brothers Ryan and Jonnie LaFave, alongside Mike Rupe.Currently writing remotely between Nashville, TN and Las Vegas, NV, Midnight Easel hopes to bring a curious blend of songwriting and soundscapes to all who will listen.
Song: Final Words
Spooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020
Lyrics Below
From across the lake I saw it stand
I analyzed it it was writhing swaying in the sand
I can't believe what I've seen gather your things pack up the camp
Quickly as you can
The shadows are falling off our clothes
If we outrun the daylight then we just might be cutting it close
A scream up on the hillside turns us ghost white
Nowhere to go trapped like an animal
Or a criminal that's surrounded around us they form a line
Take this and run he said "you are far too young"
final words of the undone