Care Bears Movie II: I'd Like to Speak With the Staring Manager

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04/20/22 • 42 min

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Hey it's a 4/20 release, everybody! Sure you could spend the day watching one of the dozens of movies about getting high...but have you considered watching a children's movie about cartoon bears fighting a pissed off, shape-shifting, red-headed demon by just staring at it instead?
KATRINA defends this adorable, childhood favorite against Anna's unrelenting criticisms and questions whether or not Anna could benefit from some bear stares.
ANNA is determined to walk away from this episode the Camp Champ and she comes in hot with her attacks.

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