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Guys, this is seriously one of our favorite episodes with absolute magic towards the end of it! We love it and hope you will too. Extreme violence, a melting villain, and a whole lot of people-tossing....this movie is a giver.

-Anna takes a very easy PRO and gets a blast of a film to defend. Sorry bout ya luck, Katrina.

-Katrina reluctantly takes the CON and has to attack an extremely entertaining action movie, and she ain’t happy about it.

**Spoiler warning: Anna flat out spoils the big reveal of the 90’s TV show, Twin Peaks in this episode. She would apologize but that show is 30 years old, so maybe you should look within for who’s really at fault here.

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This week's episode we talk about the 1998 anti-hero movie, Blade.
The incredible Wesley Snipes plays the titular vampire vampire-hunter, and if you don't think we giggled at the word titular, you must be new here. Welcome!
-ANNA is ready to attack a movie she truly adores. And by ready, I mean forced. Despite her reluctance, she does have a few questions for Katrina:
Are vampires really so bad? Is it weird some of them can avoid exploding with sunblock? Why do they love rubber duckies?
-KATRINA has her trusty notebook filled with interesting trivia and an unquenchable thirst for most of the cast. Will she let any of Anna's attacks sully this movie? You'll have to listen to find out...

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Whoa, a Super Troopers episode?! I'm freaking out, man! This 2001 comedy from Broken Lizard is about as good as it gets, and Anna is ready to prove it.
Shockingly, margaritas once again lead to bad accents, mistaken celebrity deaths, and this time Katrina defending the honor of a fake bear...this one gets real stupid; you're gonna love it.
-ANNA steps in as the PRO and she's locked and loaded with tons of trivia and quotes.
You may notice she says Jay Chandrasekhar's name a whole bunch in this and that's because she's committed to accuracy. And also because it's the only name she practiced beforehand.
-KATRINA wants you to know she really, really tried to come up with good attacks and not ALL of them are dumpster material. And all animals deserve our support. Even fake, stuffed, costume ones.

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Hey it's a 4/20 release, everybody! Sure you could spend the day watching one of the dozens of movies about getting high...but have you considered watching a children's movie about cartoon bears fighting a pissed off, shape-shifting, red-headed demon by just staring at it instead?
KATRINA defends this adorable, childhood favorite against Anna's unrelenting criticisms and questions whether or not Anna could benefit from some bear stares.
ANNA is determined to walk away from this episode the Camp Champ and she comes in hot with her attacks.

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Anna and Katrina decided that there are just not enough podcasts about a benevolent animated fox and the grown human women (woman) who have developed feelings for said fox, and these women (Anna) need their (hers) voices heard! Please join us as we take a not creepy at all trip down memory lane as we discuss 1973's Disney classic, Robin Hood!
ANNA-is obviously the pro because she would have it no other way, and honestly was quite frightening during the negotiations on this topic. She comes loaded with trivia, tequila, and love, and has no time for feeble minded attacks!
KATRINA-is the con, and for the first time might be terrified of the pickle she is in. Not because she can't scrounge up a con or two. Oh no, that's not it. ANNA IS TERRIFYING WHEN IT COMES TO THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!! But tequila makes you do silly things, like ignore overt threats.