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Hey!! Who wants to be able to perform complex facial reconstruction surgeries without going to medical school??!! To quote the hot European lady from Super Troopers, "I do, I do!!!". Better yet, what if we said we have an episode about a movie that is so cuckoo bananas it needed not ONE, but TWO action stars? Enter dancing queen himself Sir John Travolta and "nepotism makes me sick but the Godfather is still a classic" Nicolas Cage. Please enjoy our equally cuckoo bananas recap of 1997's Face Off!
ANNA is the pro-and in addition to some kick ass trivia, she also brings sass, tequila, trickery, and a touch more tequila. Will this lethal combination be enough to carve, heh, heh, a button push from Katrina?
KATRINA is the con-and while she feels confident that the pure silliness of this movie in combination with her steadfast resolve to not enjoy Nicolas Cage movies since Leaving Las Vegas should make it easy to avoid a button push, she DOES love dancing, and you know that sly fox Travolta can't help but sneak a booty shake in.

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🎶🎶Have you..been dreaming..of an episode..with two movies in it?🎶🎶 Well do we have the episode for you! When two tequila tipsy sisters can't decide between two beloved animated Christmas classics what else can they do but do neither of them?! That can't be right. Damn tequila. They do both, that's it! And there's a twist! This week we bring you 1964's Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and 1965's A Charlie Brown Christmas!!
This week Anna and Katrina are both the Pro and the Con. How can this be you ask? Is it a Christmas miracle? Sort of.
KATRINA is the Pro on that galloping ruby snooted reindeer, and Anna better come with more than criticisms about the beautiful sound that comes from Rudolph's sniffer when he takes flight. Hooooooooooonk!!!!!!
ANNA is the Pro for the peanuts gang, and is hopeful that between a play where none of the cast is off book and a tree that is more eek than oooooohhhh can help Charlie get his yuletide groove back.

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Welcome to the weird and wonderful and fantastical world of Terry Gilliam! The sisters delve into their VHS vault and discuss a childhood movie they watched a billion and a half times, 1981's Time Bandits. Starring (among others) John Cleese, Shelley Duvall, Kenny Baker, Craig Warnock, and the late, amazing David Warner
ANNA- has a whole lot to say about this movie is ready for any and all of Katrina's lame attacks. Pathetic attacks, really.
KATRINA- is also ready with some very good, very valid critiques. Also...lame and pathetic, Anna?! Honestly.

What happens when Katrina and Anna's brother convinced them to play a drinking game to the 1996 movie, Twister? Well, you're about to find out because it was a doozy. Stay til the end, folks. You don't want to miss this!

-KATRINA brings tons of great trivia about this movie to the table and refuses to be swayed by Anna's low hanging fruit attacks.

-ANNA brings a quickly emptied bottle of tequila to the table and tries her best to destroy a beloved movie and also stay upright. 

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If something is happy the first time, isn't it happier the 2nd time? Us twice married people think so (Katrina, that is), so we thought, "Hey us, why don't we try re-recording an episode that people seem to love, and put that theory to the test?"! Except this time Katrina is the pro, and Anna is the con! Genius! Get ready for the swashbuckling romp that is 1982's The Pirate Movie!
Kristy McNichol and Christopher Atkins in Australia doing a "modern" take on the Gilbert and Sullivan opera, The Pirate of Penzance...what exactly is there not to love???
This award-winning film (Nominated for nine Razzies and winner of three) has been described by critics as "unwatchable" and "excruciating" and "literally painful to get through" and is a personal favorite of the Split Happens sisters. If you'd like to see it before you listen to the episode, it's conveniently located exclusively on YouTube.