Sex With My Ex - Ep.018 - Tinder Bios, Pick Up Lines & a Hot Contest

Ep.018 - Tinder Bios, Pick Up Lines & a Hot Contest

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07/28/22 • 75 min

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Sex With My Ex

Welcome to the Sex With My Ex podcast!
Your hosts are Kitty and Johnson, and we can’t wait to dive head first into all of the delicious, intriguing, funny and fun things that are sex.
Ahhh the joys of online dating...
People in and outside of relationships want to know... Does it actually work?
After some recent convos Kitty had with her married and single friends, where they were ALL intrigued by modern day dating she thought it would be a fun topic to dive into.
So...How do you get the most out of the apps? What to do/not to do? What should your bio include? How do you fit non-monogamy into it all? What kind of etiquette is involved?
Kitty & Johnson answer some of these questions and also have some good old belly laughs at some of their own experiences.
Find out what happened when Johnson let Kitty update his Tinder bio (you can already imagine!).
Kitty & Johnson hit some real life dating apps for the best, and worst, pickup lines and profiles.
AND, after such great feedback from last week’s episode, Johnson launches a brand new segment into the show. Which definitely has the BEST NAME yet and (you know it) a darn good jingle to go with it.
A new competition is announced!! Head on over to the website and leave your BEST pickup lines as a voice message to enter.
P.S. You can enter as many times as you like!

Enjoy!
Outside of the SWME podcast Kitty & Johnson are now offering online coaching and in person workshops in their new business.
If you are interested in either then get in touch either via email or DM.
The link for tickets to our upcoming event is found below.
Come and join our community of sex positive, eager to learn and beautiful listeners.

Everyone is welcome!
Subscribe here!

STUFF WE MENTIONED
In-Person Workshops Hot Octopuss Toys Alya Jade Music
Alya Jade - Instagram

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Please consider buying us a coffee to support the show and join our community of sexy Patrons by heading to our Patreon page.

Everyone is welcome!
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STUFF WE MENTIONED
In-Person Workshops Hot Octopuss Toys Alya Jade Music
Alya Jade - Instagram

WHERE TO FIND US
Our Website
Instagram
Twitter
Facebook
Please consider buying us a coffee to support the show and join our community of sexy Patrons by heading to our Patreon page.

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Ep.017 - Sex Myths & Frisky Ferrets

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Welcome to the Sex With My Ex podcast!
Your hosts are Kitty and Johnson, and we can’t wait to dive head first into all of the delicious, intriguing, funny and fun things that are sex.

The theme for this week’s episode is...
“Fact or Fuckery”.

Kitty and Johnson went searching to find the most ridiculous sex facts AND sex myths and put each other to the test.

Get ready for a tonne of bizarre, intriguing and surprising conversations as they break down some common misconceptions and shock you with a facts about ferrets and the truth behind chocolate.
Kitty adds in a fun element to the episode for the listeners and Johnson plays his best poker face to try and catch Kitty out.

Have you ever wondered if semen flavour is actually influenced by pineapples?
What is the record for the amount of orgasms a woman has had in an hour?
Which country is the most sexually satisfied? Which is the least?

This episode is guaranteed to bring the laughs with the classic Kitty and Johnson banter mixed in with some education and, as always, some naughty stories shared for this delicious community of perverts.

Enjoy!

Outside of the SWME podcast Kitty & Johnson are now offering online coaching and in person workshops in their new business.

If you are interested in either then get in touch either via email or DM.
Come and join our community of sex positive, eager to learn and beautiful listeners.

Everyone is welcome!
Subscribe here!

STUFF WE MENTIONED
Alya Jade Music
Alya Jade - Instagram
Embrace Wand Toy

WHERE TO FIND US
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Please consider buying us a coffee to support the show and join our community of sexy Patrons by heading to our Patreon page.

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Ep.019 - The Oral Game (Gobble Gobble)

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Welcome to the Sex With My Ex podcast!
Your hosts are Kitty and Johnson, and we can’t wait to dive head first into all of the delicious, intriguing, funny and fun things that are sex.
Well after all of that talk of pickle licking we thought it was about time we got our tongues into it.

This week is ALL ABOUT ORAL. Mouths, mouths, mouths everywhere. Inside, outside, around, up and down.

HEADS UP: Johnson’s WHAT’S HOT is steaming. It is frothing. You better have those squirt blankets out ready because it is nearly as hot as Kitty’s ass.

The penis owner (Johnson) asks the vulva owner (Kitty) some questions he has always wanted to. They talk pubic hair, girth, lock jaw, different erogenous zones...As well as finding out whether Kitty spits or swallows.

And when the conversation is reversed Johnson speaks into the beauty and deliciousness in the uniqueness of each vulva.

They give some top tips and ideas to try out at home (if you’re not already!).
Your co-hosts share some truly outrageous personal stories from giving and receiving oral sex that are sure to get you all fired up.
Johnson gives a wee taster (haha) to some of the urban tantra style practices they teach in their in person workshops that have to do with oral sex.

“Just Quiz on My Face” has definitely settled in as a regular segment on the show as Johnson hits Kitty with some HARD and FAST sex related questions.

A new competition is announced!! Head on over to the website and leave your BEST pickup lines as a voice message. As well as heading on over to Instagram to follow us AS WELL AS Hot Octopuss.
You do not want to miss out of this prize. The toy that’s up for grabs is YUM. All gender and sexual orientation inclusive.

P.S. You can enter as many times as you like!

Enjoy!

Outside of the SWME podcast Kitty & Johnson are now offering online coaching and in person workshops in their new business.

If you are interested in either then get in touch either via email or DM.

The link for tickets to our upcoming event is found below.
Come and join our community of sex positive, eager to learn and beautiful listeners.

Everyone is welcome!
Subscribe here!

STUFF WE MENTIONED
In-Person Workshops Hot Octopuss Toys Follow Hot Octopuss on Instagram
Ep.007 - Johnson’s Jellymaker With (Not For) Kelly Gordon
Salted Caramel Flavoured Lube

WHERE TO FIND US
Our Website
Instagram
Twitter
Facebook
Please consider buying us a coffee to support the show and join our community of sexy Patrons by heading to our Patreon page.