Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May

04/29/22 • 4 min

Oh stoner Scorpio, what an interesting life you live. The final Spring month will be no different.

The itch for change remains. But universal energy is strengthening the key trait of solitude. I had to take an extra pull on my own joint to work on this reading!

Toke time for yourself in the first half of May stoner Scorpio. Your private nature is strengthened by cosmic winds of internal contemplation. However, with these early smoke sessions, please take note of the marijuana smoke. Your fellow terrestrial cannanauts cannot know your intentions or plans without your communication.

Yes, decisions and direction must come from internal contemplation my persnipity Scorpion; but everyone can use some guidance and assistance from their canna-crew. Toke about it and talk about it stoner Scorpio.

May is split in two by the total Lunar eclipse on the 15th.

Even though the month is split, the work put into the beginning of the month will assist you at the end of the month. Powerful energy will surround the stoner Scorpio after the Full Moon.

The itch for change and the potential repression of feelings could come pouring out. Make sure to have your stash jars loaded with Indica strains surrounding this Lunar event.

Your stinger is sharp stoner Scopio. Be careful not to injure your cannabis companions with undesired collateral damage from high energy surges during this time.

The sedative nature of the Indica species might help soothe your sharp instincts, and find contemplation over attack.

However, stoner Scorpio hear me now: Switch to Sativa strains after the few days of energy overload are over. We are meant to be in balance; the peak in energy will be followed by a valley.

Wow what a month my valiant Scorpion. Take care of others, and be sure to toke time with yourself. Seek wisdom and balance. Everything is going to be ok.

Oh stoner Scorpio, what an interesting life you live. The final Spring month will be no different.

The itch for change remains. But universal energy is strengthening the key trait of solitude. I had to take an extra pull on my own joint to work on this reading!

May is split in two by the total Lunar eclipse on the 15th.

Even though the month is split, the work put into the beginning of the month will assist you at the end of the month. Powerful energy will surround the stoner Scorpio after the Full Moon.

The itch for change and the potential repression of feelings could come pouring out. Make sure to have your stash jars loaded with Indica strains surrounding this Lunar event.

Your stinger is sharp stoner Scopio. Be careful not to injure your cannabis companions with undesired collateral damage from high energy surges during this time.

The sedative nature of the Indica species might help soothe your sharp instincts, and find contemplation over attack.

However, stoner Scorpio hear me now: Switch to Sativa strains after the few days of energy overload are over. We are meant to be in balance; the peak in energy will be followed by a valley.

Wow what a month my valiant Scorpion. Take care of others, and be sure to toke time with yourself. Seek wisdom and balance. Everything is going to be ok.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Scorpio change is in the air this Spring! Turbulent cosmic winds have knocked you back and forth for what must seem like an eternity. Important celestial movements this month will create a new period of calm that should soothe the stoner Scorpio like a mellow edible that reaches the perfect level.

New beginnings my stable stoner Scorpion. There is a bit of celestial magic operating at the dawn of April. The New Moon rises in March and sets in April. Pack a celebratory bowl of cannabis to welcome in this new phase early in the month.

Perhaps you have been working on new beginnings in your personal life. Agents of chaos might have slowed you down. Breathe in the calming nature of the sacred herb. Use your ganja gifted third eye sight to see the roadmap of destiny as it unveils before your eyes.

Now is the time to use free will to progress toward your destiny stoner Scorpio.

In the work sphere there is more potential for positive change. Whether it is a project or an occupation, many stoner Scopio’s have been feeling as if there may be new opportunities or a change in direction that could set them free from a stagnant routine.

Yes stoner Scorpio, this may be the month where meditative daydreaming turns into terrestrial action.

Keep your cannabis consumption to Sativa strains this month. There will be a lot to do, and a lot to think about. The creative properties of the Sativa species could loosen those mental gears obstructing progress.

One foot in front of the other stoner Scorpio. You are marching toward your destiny. And everything is going to be ok.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Scorpio you are a resilient amazing creature. This month will test every astrological characteristic flowing within you. Remember your resiliency stoner Scorpio. As waves of positive and negative charges lap at your internal beachfront, it will be your ability to plot forward toward progress that sees you through this turbulent time.

Whoa, that was dramatic. Perhaps the month won't play out like an action film, but more like a romantic comedy. The bottom line is to prepare for wide arcs of influence from celestial bodies.

Nobody knows you better than yourself, my secretive stoner Scorpion. Stock the stash jars with a wide range of cannabis strains. This wide selection will allow you to pack the right bud at the right moment. Trust yourself to be your own bud tender for the month.

You are the cannanaut of your own terrestrial experience. But if I could create a guide for the month within the sacred herbal species, I would suggest:

First Decade: Energetic Sativa. This will be a phase of learned growth. The more energy the better!

Second Decade: Indica Dominant Hybrid. Your stinger will be sharpest during this phase. Blend clear communicative outpouring with measured contemplative thought.

Third Decade: High CBD Strain. Feelings will come rushing in at this stage. Balance and clarity of thought must stabilize your sphere.

A wide range of emotions may seem daunting, but with the assistance of the sacred herb you will be able to view this month from a thirty thousand foot view. You will emerge stronger stoner Scorpio.