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Scorpio

Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Water Sign – The Scorpion – October 23 – November 21 The stoner Scorpio may be considered a wild card in the stoner Zodiac. The combination of psychic skills and calculated long-term planning creates a mysterious perception of the stoner Scorpion. But who wouldn’t want a clairvoyant careful planner in their smoke circle? The stoner Scorpio draws a lot of their universal intentions from the emotional realm. As with life and roller coasters, emotional based navigation can lead to ups and downs. A well balanced hybrid strain like Mango Kush or Cheese is the best match for the stoner Scorpio. The sacred herb can balance mood while enhancing their third eye vision. Be gentle with a stoner Scorpio when they enter your smoke circle. The stoner Scorpion is guarded among bud loving buddies, but they really open up once they become a close cannabis companion.
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Scorpio - Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May
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04/29/22 • 4 min

Oh stoner Scorpio, what an interesting life you live. The final Spring month will be no different.

The itch for change remains. But universal energy is strengthening the key trait of solitude. I had to take an extra pull on my own joint to work on this reading!

Toke time for yourself in the first half of May stoner Scorpio. Your private nature is strengthened by cosmic winds of internal contemplation. However, with these early smoke sessions, please take note of the marijuana smoke. Your fellow terrestrial cannanauts cannot know your intentions or plans without your communication.

Yes, decisions and direction must come from internal contemplation my persnipity Scorpion; but everyone can use some guidance and assistance from their canna-crew. Toke about it and talk about it stoner Scorpio.

May is split in two by the total Lunar eclipse on the 15th.

Even though the month is split, the work put into the beginning of the month will assist you at the end of the month. Powerful energy will surround the stoner Scorpio after the Full Moon.

The itch for change and the potential repression of feelings could come pouring out. Make sure to have your stash jars loaded with Indica strains surrounding this Lunar event.

Your stinger is sharp stoner Scopio. Be careful not to injure your cannabis companions with undesired collateral damage from high energy surges during this time.

The sedative nature of the Indica species might help soothe your sharp instincts, and find contemplation over attack.

However, stoner Scorpio hear me now: Switch to Sativa strains after the few days of energy overload are over. We are meant to be in balance; the peak in energy will be followed by a valley.

Wow what a month my valiant Scorpion. Take care of others, and be sure to toke time with yourself. Seek wisdom and balance. Everything is going to be ok.

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Scorpio - Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January
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12/30/21 • 3 min

Courage stoner Scorpio. January marks the beginning of a new year, and an opportunity to set positive intentions for progress and fulfillment that could last well into the future.

You are a powerful force within the stoner Zodiac my self-motivated Scorpion. In January celestial forces will assist in grounding your powerful stoner star sign traits to your inner voice and motivations. Use the sacred herb as a divining rod of inspiration. The cannabis strain does not matter. The positive intention you find in the glow of the burning bowl will light up the night, and your powers of manifestation.

Trust yourself stoner Scorpio. Trust the magic of the sacred herb. Together, you are a powerful cosmic combination!

A key to your powerful presence on the terrestrial plane is your patience, and discipline. Allow your cannabis copilot to connect the drives of your internal voice to the outward projection of your physical existence.

With the sacred herbal-infused connection made to your internal voice, a fresh start and positive direction will be set in January. The medicated meditations made today, could propel you forward into tomorrow, where passion and progress will be revealed.

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Scorpio - Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May
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04/30/21 • 0 min

Do you like rollercoasters stoner Scorpio? Of course you do my brave Scorpion. Well buckle up, because the month of May is destined to be a thrill ride with many ups and downs.

One of the deepest and most impactful cosmic influences of the final Spring month will be felt internally. As you travel through May, you will shed complex layers of emotional and spiritual understanding. Each layer peeled will be like a rebirth of perception within our terrestrial existence. Heavy stuff right? The cosmic trick to this period will be the unexpected nature and frequency of these personal epiphanies. I recommend flexibility within your schedule so that deep dives with the sacred herb can be accommodated at the right moments.

Stoner Scorpio, stock the stash jar with two cannabis varieties this month. First, a deep Indica strain that can assist you in slowing down the world to find deeper connection with self. Granddaddy Purple or Bubba Kush should do nicely. This sacred herbal tool should be used in meditative moments when the universal rollercoaster is ratcheting higher and higher with increased tension. It is in these moments when you must face the terrestrial fear of the outside world, and connect with your inner voice for guidance. Second, keep a balanced hybrid cannabis strain like Blue Dream or Sherbert as your daily driver. You need to balance my swift Scorpion! After you’ve faced your fears, and communicated with your inner self, you will need sure feet, and a calm head, to practice and enact your new understanding among your fellow terrestrial astronauts.

Progress and growth are the key drivers to the celestial influence of May. But instead of a helpless passenger, you will be driving the change. The rollercoaster is a great metaphor for May; but maybe instead of placing yourself in the cart for this analogy, you should manifest yourself as the carnival conductor. You are the master of this ride stoner Scorpio.

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Scorpio - Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August
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07/30/21 • 5 min

Stoner Scorpio, who said the Summer season was all about lounging in the solar rays? Not you, not this August! No need to prepare for an ambitious final Summer month, you already know what is coming. And it comes fast stoner Scorpio. Universal influence will make an immediate impact in the first days of August as all your hard work recently will transition to project completion and professional development. Be mindful my stoner Scorpion. Use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye vision toward your ambitious options. Use your keen canna-eyesight to analyze the available projects and your valuable time resource. The key to August will be to embrace the ambitious celestial influence with confidence, but also with conservative logic. Stoner Scorpio, your spirit animal will morph into a work horse with an abundance of options on the terrestrial plane. But this cosmic blessing is also a hidden trap. You may want to walk or run down all the trails in front of you. Take on every challenge available. The universe will provide a brisk wind to power your ambitious sails, but this very same positive influence could be a trap door for negativity. Gluttony of ambition could leave you bloated and overwhelmed once the music stops. This is where your cannabis prescription for August will play a key role. Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb to lay out a cost benefit analysis of the potential projects and the available time resource each will consume. Stoner Scorpio, pack bowls of high CBD cannabis for the ambitious work day. Hold stash jar reserves of the Indica species for the evening unwind. Your daily routine will follow this formula: Grind – Appreciate – Repeat. Reflective appreciation for life, and what you have built, will be a necessary step to maintain the momentum of ambitious progress. These medicated meditative moments of pause in between task mastery will also assist with relationships within the smoke circle. The New Moon of the 8th marks an important window of clarity within the cosmic hustle and bustle of August. It is impossible to move past errors, mistakes, and transgressions without acknowledging them stoner Scorpio. The cosmos will offer insight and progress with the passing of the New Moon on the 8th. But it will be up to you to inhale the magic of the sacred herb, and turn your third eye gaze inward. Self analysis is never easy, but the breakthroughs last a lifetime. Tweet
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Scorpio - Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July
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06/30/21 • 5 min

Stoner Scorpio rejoice! It’s officially Summer season, and the warming weather will melt some of your pesky stoner traits. Get ready to light up the trails to sacred terrestrial smoke spots. Fears and inhibitions will withdraw as walls of confidentiality are broken down. The planetary influence of July will mute the stoner Scorpion’s natural inclination to recoil from outward ambition. Tail tingling, you should strut your stuff on the terrestrial plane in the second Summer month. It’s time to come out of your cozy cave stoner Scorpio. Stock your stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains. The cosmos will bring a logical gust of wind into your house this month. This base logical influence, mixed with your bright and energetic Sativa cannabis copilot, will allow you to shed your natural guards. Smokin Js online headshop now accepts Bitcoin and Ethereum. Sharpen your stinger stoner Scorpio! No soul will be injured, but your powers must be on full display in July. Especially at the beginning of the month, release tension with contemplative smoke sessions. Dive deep into yourself. Now is the time to ask important questions of yourself and the universe. Answers will surely be found this month stoner Scorpio. And these answers will come without reservation or injury. Your cannabis copilot will assist in the creativity of inquiry, and the rationale of response. But what is a smooth Summer month without adventure? Buckle up, hit the road, and make sure you take your cannabis travel kit with you. Whether it is a backyard barbeque with the ganja gang, or a nighttime dip under the celestial lights, fun favors the baked my stellar Scorpion. Feel the energy of the moment stoner Scorpio. Opening yourself up to the wonder of the universe, and your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts, may not be your usual jam. But universal support will accentuate an expansive mind and body this month. So much of this cosmic tale works in concert with the Sativa species of the sacred herb. But if nerves and emotions start to fray with burnt bowls under the Summer sun, be sure to mix in a cannabis strain like Harlequin with low THC levels. Perhaps you smoke the Green Crack during meditative question inducing smoke sessions, and Harlequin during the ambitious answering adventures. The world is yours this month stoner Scorpio, smoke it like you own it! Tweet
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Scorpio - Scorpio September 2018
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08/30/18 • 0 min

It is true stoner Scorpio, you’ve been going hard since summer started. And, if you were to be honest with yourself, you’ve been on the grind for most of 2018. The constant forward momentum is finally catching up. In the first month of fall, you will feel torn between your brain and your heart. Your brain will tell you to slow down. Your heart will tell you to keep pushing. Realistically you should try to do both stoner Scorpio: The theme of September is balance.

If you’re in too great a hurry, you are likely to make unforced errors. You’ll end up spending more time fixing problems you could have easily avoided if you had been more thorough the first time around. On the other hand, you definitely want to keep busy and avoid couchlock. The goal is to be somewhere in the middle, Stoner Scorpio. Balanced like a well rolled joint: Burning slow and steady, but certain to get the job done. It is recommended you find a quality hybrid and stick with it this month. The Indica side can help relax and heal a worn down cosmic space suit, while the uplifting properties of the Sativa will be just what you need to maintain focus and keep your spirits high.

Work will be no less busy than it has been in recent months, but you are likely to encounter new problems. While you are capable to fix these issues, you must seek the help of some unlikely assistants. Instead of turning to your coworkers for help, you should enlist the brain power of your closest cannabis companions. That’s right stoner Scorpio, it’s time to order the pizza, roll up a fatty, and get to work. Although some call us lazy, one title you have to give herb smokers is creative. Your friends may not know all the ins and outs of your job, but they can analyze tough problems from a higher plain, and offer fresh takes from outside of the box.

When things have settled down at work, you can relax. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. You still have a little bit of summer left, so round up the smoke circle and make the most of it. Hit the trails, the beach, or just hit the bong from the comfort of your pad. At the end of a long day, nothing beats a fresh bowl of herb and time with your best buds.

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Scorpio - Scorpio July 2018
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07/01/18 • 0 min

Stoner Scorpio, dedicate time for smoke sessions, or what we might call contemplating with cannabis, early in the month. While this will mean you are beginning your projects a little later than some of your peers, your plans will be better prepared and you will be more efficient in implementing them. Everyone is bound to encounter unexpected setbacks when grinding toward their goals. How drastic the set back depends upon your preparedness stoner Scorpio. Be confident the reward of a strong harvest will be directly correlated to your work and planning. No amount of effort will be wasted in the research and development of your path forward.

The success you achieve at work will have effects lasting long into the future. In fact, your accomplishments might have you thinking of your current position as a likely career, and not simply a job. If this is the case, do your best to muster more motivation and seek inspiration wherever you go. Whether it is herbal inspiration you get from enjoying your favorite strain of cannabis, or simply getting outdoors to bask in nature’s beauty beneath the summer sun, pursue what drives you, Stoner Scorpio. Others may not always recognize the uplifting powers of good ganja, but remember these special times are great for reflecting on our past successes and for meditating on our future endeavors. Even if you decide you do not want to move to a management or leadership position, you will make notable and noticeable advances at work.

In addition to the prosperity you experience at work, your are entering into a very dynamic period in your home life. Just remember, if you try to change for someone else, you will lose on two accounts: you will lead them on, and you will fail to be true to yourself. Sometimes the best advice will be to think on it and smoke on it, Stoner Scorpio. If you have given proper consideration to those tough choices and you decide to move ahead, do so wholeheartedly! This advice should not lead you to selfishly neglect the needs of others, especially with regards to your closest partner in chronic. Rather, you can be confident knowing you will grow even stronger together if the seeds you plant are rooted in truth.

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Scorpio - Scorpio June 2018
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05/30/18 • 0 min

Stoner Scorpio, the secret to success this month, is to make sure you stay active, in both the work and personal realms. You will notice increased energy levels and your optimism will be contagious. The farther you travel, the greater your sphere of positive influence will be. Keep yourself in good company, and keep your stash jars full of your favorite strains. This way you will be ready for the times you get to blaze trails with your best buds.

You can expect your summer to be memorable and filled with the sweet aroma of mary jane. And, there will be many nights where all you will have to do is burn a bowl and contemplate life, the universe and everything. Take full opportunity of these easy going evenings, they will be the much needed counterbalance to your busy days, and they will help to keep you from burning out.

Although your calendar will be full, it is important to keep things simple. You want to avoid wasting energy pursuing projects that are not likely to be successful. This may sound redundant, but you want your reward to be well worth your initial investment. So, work smarter not harder this month, Stoner Scorpio. If any problems seem additionally troublesome, take a break. Take the time to toke on it. Pausing for a meditative smoke session will bolster creative energy and leave you feeling refreshed, and ready to tackle the toughest challenges.

It will be of the utmost importance you give attention to your health this month, Stoner Scorpio. With longer days of wonderfully warm weather, this may be as simple as committing to a jogging schedule, or fitting in a few more vegetarian recipes into your meal plan. Cooking with cannabis can be a fun and creative way to promote healthy habits. Gather cannabis companions, and a little bit of the ganja, and get to baking treats that can be both good for the body and spirit. Health consciousness is important this month as you will be called upon to help lift up loved ones who may be experiencing substantial troubles of their own. Remember, you will only be able to help others if you invest in your inner peace first.

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Scorpio - SCORPIO JUNE 2017
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05/30/17 • 0 min

Stoner Scorpio the first summer month of June is destined to be a cosmic blessing. The current planetary alignment will bolster your strengths and push your weaknesses to the side. This reading does not involve luck stoner Scorpio, positive results will require your own intentions and inventions. Such a positive position of universal forces leaves you untethered to all varieties of the sacred herb. However, with that being said, each stoner Scorpio is an individual responsible for themselves, and internal knowledge of which species and strains have desired effects should be analyzed. Two strong attributes will affect the positive month of June for the stoner Scorpio: Creativity and communication.

Creativity will be critical to the stoner Scorpio in the work sphere. Meditative smoke sessions will not necessarily drive the creativity, but you will be able to gain new perspective on each situation. This new perspective will open up immense possibilities. Before you become overwhelmed with all the possibilities and ideas, be forewarned that a strategy and plan of action will also be required to implement your creative tactics and solutions. Don’t take on more than you can implement or else the cosmic support could fall under the weight of your ambition.

Stoner Scorpio, communication will be a primary tool not only to receive the planetary support for the June time period, but also to keep negativity at bay. You can use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand and avoid secretive pitfalls of your nature. Trust in the universe and yourself. Let down your guard and receive the warm cosmic wind intended for you in June. You are wonderful, allow yourself to show others. New cannabis companions await for new adventures. Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. With this new found communicative ability and positive results, do not become anxious or egotistical. All things require balance and understanding.

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Scorpio - Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December
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11/30/19 • -1 min

Stoner Scorpio December will be a month of discovery.  There will be no investigation or cosmic journey required for this discovery.  Sometimes knowledge and progression come through no insight or process. Hence, buckle up tight, twist the joint just right, and enjoy the ride. Jack Herer once said of his discovery of cannabis, “Pot changed … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December
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