34. P*ssy Power

07/29/24 • 26 min

America is coming for your p*ssy. Do some kegels and tighten up – because p*ssies are back on the ballot, and in the words of the great HRC, It’s time to "mobilize and win.” On the topic of p*ssy, Kim tries to talk sense into what she calls “Tired P*ssies” – a special breed of women who seem ready to be sold at auction. These women are more invested in a man's potential earnings than in capitalizing on their own. They consume stay-at-home situationship content and wish upon a star. Thank God a woman is running for president because, let’s face it, third-wave feminism needs a factory reset – ASAP. Kim digs into America’s history of policing p*ssies, and *surprise surprise*, she finds racism and sexism. As former California prosecutor, attorney general, senator, and current U.S. Vice President, Kamala Harris, launches her campaign against a convicted felon and a man who *checks notes* attacks childless women, the world waits patiently for a Black woman to save democracy. Kim's biggest takeaway? “Hot Girl Harris” is the heroine we need.
Timestamps for you <3

[00:42] - Back from Rehab!
[08:50] - Tired P*ssy
[13:10] - Stay-at-home Situationship
[14:50] - Presidential P*ssy
[16:55] - Two Bozos vs. a VP
[18:36] - Policing P*ssy
[24:31] - Weekly Pick Me Up

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[00:42] - Back from Rehab!
[08:50] - Tired P*ssy
[13:10] - Stay-at-home Situationship
[14:50] - Presidential P*ssy
[16:55] - Two Bozos vs. a VP
[18:36] - Policing P*ssy
[24:31] - Weekly Pick Me Up

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33. Closure is Bullsh*t

Hot take? Closure is Bullsh*t. Welcome to Kim’s lesson on self-preservation. Rule #1: Stop begging the person who hurt you to heal you. Rule #2: The best way to “find” someone new is to stop hooking up with randoms. According to the streets, the girls are still losing sleep over men who refuse to define their relationship(yikes!). Kim’s advice? Close your legs to provisional men! Thanks to hookup culture, the girls forgot that s*x is power and should make you feel empowered— not desperate and alone. BIG NEWS! Kim is officially a free agent and no longer watches “The Devil Wears Prada” every week as a corporate coping mechanism. She now watches “Becoming Anna Delvey” to keep her motivated on her entrepreneurial journey! Her biggest takeaway? Never quit your side hustle for your 9-5.
Timestamps for you <3

[01:06] - The Job Breakup
[06:57] - Edibles are edible?
[13:00] - Tulum Chronicles
[20:23] - “I'm Busy” Wars
[23:11] - Closure is BS
[25:50] - Let’s Get Celibate!
[36:12] - Weekly Pick Me Up

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35. Feminine Rage

Be careful... The girls are done playing nice, and they aren’t just standing on business; they’re telling your business—with receipts. Kim may not watch a 50-part series exposing someone for filth, but she’s here for the public spectacle, the shaming, and the forewarning to potential bad actors. It’s like our modern-day guillotine, the final consequence of your actions. In other news, the recent US-Russia prisoner swap got Kim thinking about the time she refused to join a former beau in Moscow, afraid she’d be detained for something arbitrary like smuggling a weave. Becoming a political pawn is not a risk she was willing to take for "love." On the topic of the #hardlaunch, she would rather launch a baby than a boyfriend but agrees if someone looks single online, it's likely intentional. Kim’s biggest takeaway? Don’t underestimate the power of Feminine Rage.
Timestamps for you <3

[01:54] - Who Is She?
[04:35] - Thanks, Joe!
[06:45] - Adieu, Moscow Boo
[11:46] - #HardLaunch
[16:09] - Get Mad and Get Even
[21:09] - Confession Session
[28:06] - Weekly Pick Me Up