Scam I Am

10/25/21 • 1 min

As long as my sheep Keep sending me money I'll never admit defeat I am your daddy I am you mother I am Lucifer's brother I am, I am And it's all my scam As long as my sheep Keep sending me money I'll never admit defeat I alone can fix it I alone can make you happy I am your saviour Jesus 2.0 You Shangri-La Your holy grail I am your everything As long as my sheep Keep sending me money I'll never admit defeat I am your daddy I am you mother I am Lucifer's brother I am, I am And it's all my scam I am

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