Man-Eating Chicken

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09/05/22 • 16 min

Prose Between Bros

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This week's prompt is "You're good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken."
A Prose Between Brose First - A POEM. What more; an epic call and response! The perfect *wrap* up for Season 6!
Enjoy your Labor Day drive for those of you in the U.S.A. One of us is dying, a truth about participation in improv and careers focused on lies. We (again) discuss language. Gendered words in the spoken word. Do you grow tomato plants? Let us know! BOIL 'EM SKIN 'EM, TOSS 'EM IN A JAR! Haiku, Diamante, so many poem choices! Can you name some modern poets from your childhood? Some technical difficulties, so you get to enjoy one bro mindlessly talking to themselves completely out of context! Another first, a rehearsed reading!
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It is said that English is a hard thing to learn
Yet many do speak it with little concern
They emphasize its emphasis woes
But this is no problem for bros who do prose
It is true it may take some time to perfect
But for perfect we strive, in this aspect
We easily converse on any one topic
Or discuss the converse as we ain’t myopic
We are entranced by the entrance of any ole notion
And can exploit it for the exploits that we have both chosen
This poem is a present for you to present
When you are through, please don’t resent
For the record you will record
All of this nonsense with no reward
You may suspect that I am to blame
But that hunch is suspect and a real shame
I object to the object of your ire
So let us not get stuck deep down in this mire
So desert your anger in the desert of hate
And be content with the content provided to date
Please address your concerns to my address
And I will take them to heart nonetheless
I will subject the subject to very deep thought
And extract an extract so your complaint is not nought
Each attribute I’ll attribute to one thing or another
With my desktop console I will console any bother
I refuse to turn your concern to refuse
And will project a project deadline to soothe
Be proud of yourself for each syllable said
Hopefully you don’t have now an ache in your head
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This week's prompt is "His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row."
Roger finally lives out his ultimate dream fantasy!
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This week's prompt is "At that moment he wasn't listening to music, he was living an experience."
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Prose Between Bros - Man-Eating Chicken

Transcript

It is said that English is a hard thing to learn
Yet many do speak it with little concern
They emphasize its emphasis woes
But this is no problem for bros who do prose
It is true it may take some time to perfect
But for perfect we strive, in this aspect
We easily converse on any one topic
Or discuss the converse as we ain’t myopic
We are entranced by the entrance of any ole notion
And can exploit it for the exploits that we have both chosen
This poem is a presen