Prose Between Bros

This week's prompt is "He didn't heed the warning but it turned out surprisingly well".
Pedro and his military consort brave a night in the Ecuadorian jungle. Jack tracks down the doll maker herself as fate would have it.
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This week's prompt was "The knives were out and she was sharpening hers."
A cooking competition goes awry.
Today we introduce our (not) sponsor Spam Mail! Spam Mail is always offering helpful things, like oodles of money. So long oil, we can get everything we need for energy from fusion (and fission let us be honest). Have you ever owned a knife so sharp you play real life fruit ninja? You can test the sharpness of your blade by seeing if it will shave the hair off your arms. Sales people - you have a problem. We call out all the sales people who are disrespectful to those who present traditionally female around the world. Young homeowners are also disrespected by door to door solicitors. Did you know a 25 year old can (and do) own homes? Shocking news to all you forty-somethings, but yes, we can own a home that soon. There are also some sketchy history "facts" spread throughout the episode. Some come on out and join us for a lively discussion about knives. After all, the prompt was about knives! method acting is that, is that appropriation? Do we need a woke warning for all those who cannot be bothered to consider other people? Relationships these days are tit for tat we think, it is a playing field where most people can get a job, so everybody has to put effort into the relationship. Is method acting appropriation?
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December 12, 2022. There are a lot of things going on in this world. The news is wild. None of what we talk about is relevant! We are an escape from the noise. The story this week falls into the flavor of Iron Chef meets The Pink Panther, meets every Romantic Comedy you could think of. Blues Clues is mentioned too, but that is not relevant to our story. Acid, Salt, Heat - and murder.

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As you all hurry to listen to season four's next episode, so too do our story's heroines speed to their important tasks!
This week's prompt is "When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant."
Ziggy rushes to work and Grace gets busy after coming home.
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This week's prompt is "You're good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken."
A Prose Between Brose First - A POEM. What more; an epic call and response! The perfect *wrap* up for Season 6!
Enjoy your Labor Day drive for those of you in the U.S.A. One of us is dying, a truth about participation in improv and careers focused on lies. We (again) discuss language. Gendered words in the spoken word. Do you grow tomato plants? Let us know! BOIL 'EM SKIN 'EM, TOSS 'EM IN A JAR! Haiku, Diamante, so many poem choices! Can you name some modern poets from your childhood? Some technical difficulties, so you get to enjoy one bro mindlessly talking to themselves completely out of context! Another first, a rehearsed reading!
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It is said that English is a hard thing to learn
Yet many do speak it with little concern
They emphasize its emphasis woes
But this is no problem for bros who do prose
It is true it may take some time to perfect
But for perfect we strive, in this aspect
We easily converse on any one topic
Or discuss the converse as we ain’t myopic
We are entranced by the entrance of any ole notion
And can exploit it for the exploits that we have both chosen
This poem is a present for you to present
When you are through, please don’t resent
For the record you will record
All of this nonsense with no reward
You may suspect that I am to blame
But that hunch is suspect and a real shame
I object to the object of your ire
So let us not get stuck deep down in this mire
So desert your anger in the desert of hate
And be content with the content provided to date
Please address your concerns to my address
And I will take them to heart nonetheless
I will subject the subject to very deep thought
And extract an extract so your complaint is not nought
Each attribute I’ll attribute to one thing or another
With my desktop console I will console any bother
I refuse to turn your concern to refuse
And will project a project deadline to soothe
Be proud of yourself for each syllable said
Hopefully you don’t have now an ache in your head
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Its the exiting conclusion to our season long set of 2 continuing stories!
This week's prompt is "The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots."
Ralph's journey home is just the beginning of his next roadtrip. Roger is exposed to the truth and must take action.
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