POWER MOVES with Mike Burns - 032 - MMA Fighter Destroys Beat Creep & 159K Ex Texts

032 - MMA Fighter Destroys Beat Creep & 159K Ex Texts

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04/25/19 • 69 min

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

-Brooks booked Leonardo DiCaprio, Burns is going Sizzler

-Weirdo steals a fire truck then does Michael Jackson dance on top of it towards cops with his ass out.

-Chick sends ex 159K texts for true love

-"Weak ass f*cking n****." -MLB Hero Tim Anderson

-Beach creep gets destroyed by MMA fighter

-Listener has a court date but is also destroyed

-The Baby Dick Bandit Rides Again

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-Brooks booked Leonardo DiCaprio, Burns is going Sizzler

-Weirdo steals a fire truck then does Michael Jackson dance on top of it towards cops with his ass out.

-Chick sends ex 159K texts for true love

-"Weak ass f*cking n****." -MLB Hero Tim Anderson

-Beach creep gets destroyed by MMA fighter

-Listener has a court date but is also destroyed

-The Baby Dick Bandit Rides Again

EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com

Please reach out: [email protected]

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