DICK MASTERSON: Simpin' Ain't Easy
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03/30/20 • 122 min
Everyone is talking about iDubbbz and how he is now a simp because his girlfriend has an OnlyFans account. One of those prominent voices criticizing his simpitude is that of Dick Masterson (Dax Herrera). There is just one problem, Dick has become a huge internet lolcow, and is a simp himself. I have the receipts to prove it. Learn why Dick's own fanbase is turning against him, and the internet is waking up (finally) to just how much content can be milked from his #Goon teats. Why he got the world's dumbest haircut to hide his BALDNESS. How he is using steroids to become trans. Hear him BOMB on the Roast Of Dick Masterson KILLSTREAM. See him cower while we raid his elegant little Twitch piano streams. Find out not only about his open, cucked, poly-relationship, but also the fact that his current girlfriend was, in fact, a camwhore herself. PLUS: I finally reveal the true meaning of "571972." It is not what you think.
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Everyone is talking about iDubbbz and how he is now a simp because his girlfriend has an OnlyFans account. One of those prominent voices criticizing his simpitude is that of Dick Masterson (Dax Herrera). There is just one problem, Dick has become a huge internet lolcow, and is a simp himself. I have the receipts to prove it. Learn why Dick's own fanbase is turning against him, and the internet is waking up (finally) to just how much content can be milked from his #Goon teats. Why he got the world's dumbest haircut to hide his BALDNESS. How he is using steroids to become trans. Hear him BOMB on the Roast Of Dick Masterson KILLSTREAM. See him cower while we raid his elegant little Twitch piano streams. Find out not only about his open, cucked, poly-relationship, but also the fact that his current girlfriend was, in fact, a camwhore herself. PLUS: I finally reveal the true meaning of "571972." It is not what you think.
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