FRN: Statue Snag, DanZ Faceoff, Nightmonster Report

06/30/23 • 22 min

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It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News:

Tonight:

The DanZ and Florida Feud: Chuchi Bonhomme with a special update
A special report from Chad 'The Nightmonster' Malloy.
Gator Greg Statue Hits A Snag
Fakahatchee Police Blotter

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It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News:

Tonight:

The DanZ and Florida Feud: Chuchi Bonhomme with a special update
A special report from Chad 'The Nightmonster' Malloy.
Gator Greg Statue Hits A Snag
Fakahatchee Police Blotter

Join the other criminals of Fakahatchee on the Police Blotter by joining our Patreon

Sound off, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta

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LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral

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Join us as KFAK broadcasts LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral at Duck Winter's GatorGanza in the Sir Chomps-a-Lot Feeding Pavillion where anything can happen. It promises to be a star studded affair with Mr. Winters' promising tons of celebrity appearances and other surprises to maximize your grief.

Services will be officiated by Father Michael Petrie

Readings by Royston Bongdonor and Skrit Chowderhorn
Eulogies from Duck Winters, Mayor Mikey duSoleil, and a few other surprises
Special Musical Guests
and the heavenly sounds of the Our Lady of the Swamp Gospel Choir

We're gonna grieve till we can't grieve no more. Tell your hankies they 'bout to get wet.

This episode is brought to you by Tom Clancy's Tactical Bananas and Flash Splash.

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, CJ Meeks, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock. Celebrity voices are impersonated, no celebrity in their right mind would participate in something like this.

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Oh Hey, Sister City!

After lawyers pulled us off the air, we're back! And tonight we're talking about Fakahatchee getting a potential sister city!

Tonight's callers include:

Chester Lazerham: Worried about two governments poking around in his kitchen.
Mikey Dusoleil: Why he's holding back on signing off on our sister city.
Brad Clooney & Reese Aniston: With their picks for who our sister city should be.
and others

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on X @nightdrivepod on instagram@nightdrivepod on Threads nightdrivefm.bsky.social on bluesky

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or support the show on Patreon!

And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock.