Cold Callers Comedy

Episode 64
Line of Duty
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We briefly touch upon the farce that was the formation and subsequent disbanding of the European Super League which caused much furore and outcry in the footballing world.
Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a little disconcerting. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowledge I spray at him and soak it in during “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”.
In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy’s quest for the Holy Hat of Christ is reaching its conclusion... the journey will either grant him immortal life - or take it from him.
Actor & ‘Line of Duty’ Star, Alastair Natkiel is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career in acting, how it started and his time working on arguably the most popular drama on UK TV right now. Oh and we also cracked out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’
Here’s the links for Ali:
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/alastairnatkiel
Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/AlastairNatkiel
Show Promo this week was from the Ye Olde Crime podcast. - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/ye-olde-crime/id1514461061
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Episode 65
Shadow & Bone
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We discuss the sad news that we'll be reducing show frequency to fortnightly. It's all become a bit too much of an undertaking, but we'll endeavour to keep bringing you top quality content.
We also talk about how awesome it's going to be when we grow old and are allowed to get away with everything... because we'll be sweet, old men!
Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a little conceited. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowledge I spray at him and lap it up like a good boy in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”.
In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy & Earth faces an apocalyptic future if he & Bane aren’t able to rewrite the mess they’ve already made throughout history.
Actor & ‘Shadow & Bone’ Star, Gareth Turkington is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career in acting, how it started and his time working on the high trending show “Shadow & Bone on Netflix. Oh and we also nailed a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’
Here’s the links for Gareth:
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gareth.turkington
Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/G_Turkington
Show Promo this week was from the What Does SMH Mean? A Movie Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/what-does-smh-mean-a-movie-podcast/id1551908244
We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So... Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy
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Episode 69
Endgame
In what is their final episode for the time being, Paul & Ryan discuss why they’re having a hiatus and what projects they’re working on in the meantime.
This episode also includes a feature length episode of Hardy’s Hardest Hats... Turns out the Mind Stone was in Tom’s hat the entire time... and Thanos is after it. With the help of the Avengers, Tom attempts to thwart Thanos, save the universe AND restore the sacred timeline that he and Bane screwed up prior!
Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week’ reaches desperately for the silver lining. Then Paul attempts to shove his well endowed intellect down Ryan’s throat one last edition of “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”.
No guests for the finale. So Ryan & Paul battle it out between themselves by smashing out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’
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Podcast Promo this week is for The Way Podcast hosted by Bill - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-way-podcast/id1501033629?id=1501033629
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We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So... Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy
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Episode 59
GAME OVER
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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is . Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win... or will he have to dislocate his jaw to get his mouth around Paul’s huge dictionary?
Tom Hardy has escaped Middle Earth but has ended up in some kind of 80’s throwback town... But it IS familiar...
Actor Luke Ireland is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career thus far and what it feels like to work on a bit Netflix project but not be given the script til the morning of! And we touch upon what he’s up to at the moment... Of course... we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’
Here’s the links for Lukei:
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/lukeireland11
Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/lukeireland102
Show Promo this week was from the Mockbusters Podcast hosted by Jack & Matt - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/mockbusters/id1528735050
We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So... Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy
All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!
RyPaul
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Episode 67
"What’s in the Box?!"
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Amazon have decided that their overworked and underpaid employees don’t need a pay rise... but a zen booth. A small upright coffin where they can go and chill out and meditate in when it all gets too much. We present our take on that.
Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' relatable. Then I attempt to shove my well endowed intellect down Ryan’s throat in another edition of “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”.
In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy goes undercover as a Hogwarts student to try and enlist the help of Professor Dumbledore to undo the mess he & Bane made in the past... or now the future... or the past before the previous past. Either way if they fail... we’re all F*****
We’re super excited to be joined by magician & illusionist, Sam Fuller. We talk about what made him want to become a magician before moving on to doing a trick that YOU can ALL play at home (or in the office). Just get any 5 or 6 coins. Oh and we also smashed out a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’
Here’s the links for Sam:
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/fullermagic
Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/samtheemagician
TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@fuller.magic
We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So... Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy
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All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!
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RyPaul
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