Hellboy 2: The Golden Army

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05/20/21 • 57 min

This week, we wonder what it would take to get Guillermo back. We watched Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, He's not a puppet! Howdy Doody's real!

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How will Hellboy 2: The Golden Army stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Candace, Nur, Matthew

This week, we wonder what it would take to get Guillermo back. We watched Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, He's not a puppet! Howdy Doody's real!

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

How will Hellboy 2: The Golden Army stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Candace, Nur, Matthew

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