Emission Impossible (with John and Tyler from The Jenkins & Jonez Pod)

05/16/23 • 52 min

Does EVERYTHING kill your sperm count? Langston and David sit down with John and Tyler of The Jenkins & Jonez podcast and chat about a range of things that can impact your sperm count from Mountain Dew to cellphones and 5G. This conversation goes all over the place and we have the great discussion of "is it 'laptop' or 'labtop.'" Either way, make sure you keep your airfryer away from yourself and it's never too late to learn how to swim.

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05/16/23 • 52 min

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My Momma Told Me - Emission Impossible (with John and Tyler from The Jenkins & Jonez Pod)

Transcript Summary

In this intriguing episode titled "Emission Impossible," the hosts, John and Tyler from The Jenkins & Jonez Pod, delve into various conspiracy theories while exploring the decline of sperm counts. They touch on the conspiracy theory surrounding Sprite being a scam, as well as the belief that Mountain Dew reduces sperm count. Furthermore, they discuss the evolution of Fanta's flavors and the harmful effects of hot dogs. With a sense of concern regarding our poisoned environment, the hosts ponder the potential impact of cell phones and laptops on fertility. Listeners are treated to personal experiences and reflections from the speakers, along with insights into factors that affect sperm count. With engaging banter and thought-provoking discussions, this episode sheds light on an increasingly relevant issue and encourages reflection on our choices amidst a world filled with potential poisons. Don't miss this captivating episode on The Jenkins & Jonez Pod, available on the Volume Network.

Transcript

Speaker 100:00:03.040

Had Sprite giving us our own flavors. I think it could work my real nigga Rasberry some type of a Cadillac Orange situation. Yeah, I think they could have made a lot of Todo Elderberry. It's just like, don't vote Pineapple like I would have thought it. Chips in yours

Speaker 100:00:37.399

for racists, money stuff. I can't tell me what dot dot dot dang. Welcome to My Mama Told Me the podcast where we dive deep, deep

Emission Impossible (with John and Tyler from The Jenkins & Jonez Pod) Top Questions Answered

How have sperm counts changed globally in recent years?

Sperm counts have fallen by more than 50% globally in recent years.

What negative effects can cell phones and laptops have on sperm count?

Cell phones and laptops may have negative effects on sperm count.

Who recently had a baby at age 79?

Robert De Niro recently had a baby at age 79.

What concerns are there about the long-term effects of technology on fertility?

There is a concern about the long-term effects of technology on fertility.

Why are people cautious about the potential impact of cell phones on fertility when trying to conceive?

One host is trying to conceive and is cautious about the potential impact of cell phones.

How are sperm counts tested during the process of trying to conceive?

Sperm counts are tested during the process of trying to conceive.

Which foods are discussed in relation to their effects on health?

The conversation revolves around the topic of food and its effects on health.

Are hot dogs considered unhealthy in the episode?

There is a mention of hot dogs being unhealthy, but other equally unhealthy foods are ignored.

What ingredients are discussed in relation to ramen noodles' possible unhealthiness?

Ramen noodles are discussed, including their possible unhealthy ingredients.

Why is it difficult to find solutions to health problems caused by factors like cell phones and capitalism?

They touch on the difficulty of finding solutions to the health problems caused by various factors, such as cell phones and capitalism.

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