JURASSIC PARK - EP 02

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11/30/15 • 110 min

Devon and Brandon spend a LONG time getting their dinosaur crushes on in this almost 2 hour long JURASSIC PARK conversation. The boys discuss how cheap John Hammond is, Ian Malcolm’s laugh, and even make up their own obscene director’s cut. Oh and Brandon has a restraining order taken out on him by every woman who has ever worn khaki shorts and hiking boots (it’s not his fault that Laura Dern in such a babe in this movie!)

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