Movies Ruined My Life

It’s all about the T-U-R-T-L-E POWER this week as East, Devon, Nic and Brandon talk all things Ninja Turtles. These characters have been around for 30+ years so there's lots to cover! From comics to TV to toys and video games to film and even food, this fearsome fighting team has done it all. Join the boys for a passionate discussion on all things Turtles and let's share in how much these four mutant teenagers have meant to all of us!

Devon and Brandon discuss Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 right after seeing it. Also Devon's painkiller induced rant from last November's Doctor Strange discussion.

Abdullah and Brandon are talking the 2017 Power Rangers reboot in all its glory. The gents also practice their ad reads for our dream Krispy Kreme sponsorship. Other things happen too, I'm sure.. listen to the episode, it's a fun one.

Devon and Brandon spend a LONG time getting their dinosaur crushes on in this almost 2 hour long JURASSIC PARK conversation. The boys discuss how cheap John Hammond is, Ian Malcolm’s laugh, and even make up their own obscene director’s cut. Oh and Brandon has a restraining order taken out on him by every woman who has ever worn khaki shorts and hiking boots (it’s not his fault that Laura Dern in such a babe in this movie!)

While MRML is on hiatus take a listen to an early preview of "Oh No, Kids Movies!", Paula's new podcast for parents and lovers/haters of children's film and television that just can't take the repetitive viewings anymore and need to vent. The show launches mid-September and will be available on iTunes, GooglePlay Music, Soundcloud, Stitcher and every other podcatcher that you can imagine! Keep an eye for details over at OhNoKidsMovies.com, and join the Facebook Group to share your thoughts and kids movie stories with other parents and child caregivers.
ON THIS EPISODE:
It's okay if you're still trying to rationalize the EMOJI MOVIE's existence. Yes, it's low hanging fruit. Yes, the social commentary it attempts is probably over a year too late, but at least they can apparently round up a decent voice cast and carry a big budget. So let's talk about this soulless cash machine for studio execs and try to come to terms with the reality that a sequel or spin off isn't out of the question. With kids being overwhelmed with product tie-ins from clothing to fast-food meal toys, it's almost certain that this movie will be a thorn in our side well past the upcoming holiday season. So this movie sucks, and the kids seem to love it... Let's, us parents, have some fun at the film's expense. Also, who is the little dude that comes out of the bartender's back? Spin-off material anyone? "This summers best bartender stirs up some action and changes the way we see the service industry forever in... Back Man!"