Virgin Moon - Bump in the Night

Explicit content warning

10/13/20 • 21 min

"The immediate recognition of a soul mate was something that did not occur outside the pack. It had to be a mistake. But was it?" Today on Moist Lily we soar into the enchanted gothic realm of Eva J. Thomas’s Virgin Moon. Vincent, a dashing and decadent vampire with brooding ‘come hither and let me fang you silly eyes,’ is an unholy warrior with an identity complex. Kidnapped and trapped in this blood sucker's chamber, Werewoman Emily’s situation is hairy indeed!
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