"...she licked the weeping head, and the taste of salted caramel burst on her tongue". On today’s episode of Moist Lily, we alight amidst a gorgeously gothic caper, Nancey Cumming’s Taken For Granite. Tas is a gruff and stony faced Gargoyle who, having recently escaped evil corporate captors, joins forces with a single mother who’s down, but far from out. What are the chances that this yummy mummy has something of a soft spot for stoned hearted types ever since her childhood days of watching Saturday morning cartoons....
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Taken for Granite (Khargals of Duras Book #6)

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This Moist Lily Halloween special includes three kooky, spooky, shockingly short stories, guaranteed to chill your bones and curl your toes!
We commence in small town scaresville with a liberated, ripe and randy amusement park attendant. Little does she know her fruity fantasies for a dark and preferably squash based lover are about to come true, in Taken by the Pumpkinhead Thing ‘A spooky erotic encounter’ by E.A Jones.

Providing us with the meat of this scare sandwich, we brace for fresh horrors by the terrifyingly talon-ted Toni Mozzie, in ‘A Horny, Haunted House. Famous adult film star, Melanie is turning tricks and is offered a curbside proposition by dark and mysterious ghost hunter Anton.

And it simply wouldn’t be Halloween without a bite-sized sugar sweet treat! Krista Wolf’s Stealing Candy - A holiday reverse harem romance, is guaranteed to fill all the holes in your life for Oktoberfest/Halloween erotic fantasy culinary cross-overs.

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• Taken by the Pumpkinhead Thing 'A spooky erotic encounter'
• A Horny, Haunted House
• Stealing Candy - A holiday reverse harem romance
  

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"...he fingers the puncture wound on my neck." On today’s Moist Lily mission, we find ourselves at the fringes of our intergalactic imaginings as we make contact with Astrological Arbiter Robin Lovett and her superlunary manna, Toxic Desire (Planet of Desire Book 1). We join military-grade mega babe Nemona and her nemesis—the gleaming Adonis alien commander Oten—amidst the smoldering wreckage of their space pod. The two regain their senses long enough to realize it is no longer a desire for vengeance that they seek. The air is somehow hot, thick, heavy....horny?
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"The immediate recognition of a soul mate was something that did not occur outside the pack. It had to be a mistake. But was it?" Today on Moist Lily we soar into the enchanted gothic realm of Eva J. Thomas’s Virgin Moon. Vincent, a dashing and decadent vampire with brooding ‘come hither and let me fang you silly eyes,’ is an unholy warrior with an identity complex. Kidnapped and trapped in this blood sucker's chamber, Werewoman Emily’s situation is hairy indeed!
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"He was feeling desire for a shell-less body..." What better way to premiere Season 2 of Moist Lily than by traversing the language of love with French auteur and veritable marquis du culture, Guillaume Lecasble. Scurry back to your peasant's quarters, Leo, because this crawdaddy is the Titanic’s true Casanova.

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