HALLOWEEN TREAT: John Performs THE RAVEN and THE TELL-TALE HEART |123|

Ack! The Stupid! It Hurts!

Okay, so let's see. In last week's news, Elizabeth Warren releases a dubious DNA test that the mainstream media claims is, "strong evidence" of Native American ancestry. At the same time, the Saudis say that the killing and dismembering of a dissident journalist was simply, "an interrogation gone wrong".

Can you say, Idiocracy?

And then, to top it off, after Stormy Daniels described Trump's penis as looking like Toad from Mario Kart, he calls her, "horseface".

We're in junior high... and we can blame Aleister Crowley.

Adam, as usual, has nothing interesting, so he brings up the Denver Airport conspiracies, which is so 2011.

Then, in the second half, John decides that what he wanted to talk about isn't interesting either, so he and Adam decide to discuss their favorite horror movies instead.

Well, it's only one more week until Halloween, so why the hell not. And... and... John actually recommends the new Netflix series, The Haunting of Hill House. Note: John hates most everything, so this comes as a bit of a shock.

And finally, find out what classic horror films John and Adam think are worthy of your time.

Hey, This Is Us (inside joke), so trust us. ;-)