Episode Two Hundred Ninety: Definitely Not Afraid of Children
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02/10/25 • 114 min
It was a cold, wintery night when Scutch MacGee stumbled through my door. He was confused, parked in the wrong driveway, and immediately remarked on how he almost got stuck in patches of ice. We greeted each other as brothers, arms wrapped in a warm embrace. We sipped on Whiskey based on his first-born’s namesake while we conversed about horror movies and shit to get excited about this upcoming year. Inevitably, a hush filled the room when he finally spoke up on what was on his mind. His kids. His kids and their ability to be startlingly spooky. He was joking, just like I’m joking now, but you look into a man’s eyes and you just know... Somethings are the truth, and they can’t be masked by humor. They’re all too apparent. Just like how he’s a parent: to some spooky kids. Anyways, then I made him read stories with me about creepy kids. LOL
I Had a Disturbing Conversation with my Seven Year Old (54:28) by samhaysom
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/fiz4d0/i_had_a_disturbing_conversation_with_my_7yearold/
I Had a Disturbing Conversation with my Neighbor’s Ten Year Old Son (1:01:11) by samhaysom
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/dp614a/i_had_a_disturbing_conversation_with_my/
My Son’s Camera Monitor Alerted in the Middle of the Night (1:14:24) by RisingMac
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/bsrmy5/my_sons_camera_monitor_alerted_in_the_middle_of/
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It was a cold, wintery night when Scutch MacGee stumbled through my door. He was confused, parked in the wrong driveway, and immediately remarked on how he almost got stuck in patches of ice. We greeted each other as brothers, arms wrapped in a warm embrace. We sipped on Whiskey based on his first-born’s namesake while we conversed about horror movies and shit to get excited about this upcoming year. Inevitably, a hush filled the room when he finally spoke up on what was on his mind. His kids. His kids and their ability to be startlingly spooky. He was joking, just like I’m joking now, but you look into a man’s eyes and you just know... Somethings are the truth, and they can’t be masked by humor. They’re all too apparent. Just like how he’s a parent: to some spooky kids. Anyways, then I made him read stories with me about creepy kids. LOL
I Had a Disturbing Conversation with my Seven Year Old (54:28) by samhaysom
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/fiz4d0/i_had_a_disturbing_conversation_with_my_7yearold/
I Had a Disturbing Conversation with my Neighbor’s Ten Year Old Son (1:01:11) by samhaysom
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/dp614a/i_had_a_disturbing_conversation_with_my/
My Son’s Camera Monitor Alerted in the Middle of the Night (1:14:24) by RisingMac
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/bsrmy5/my_sons_camera_monitor_alerted_in_the_middle_of/
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