Lotsa Pasta

Quick episode gets quick write-up intro. Tom Bongbadil was in town, I strapped him down to a chair and made him read with me. That’s it. Wanna fight about it? I wouldn’t. We read two no sleep stories this episode, and both are OKAY. Nothing ground breaking, nothing amazing, but fun to read nonetheless. OH, and the episode begins with a nostalgic breakdown of a game we play where we basically LARP. More of that in other episodes, but just wanted to recap for posterity. You know, some things I do for myself and no one else. I mean, maybe my friends too. Maybe. If they listen to this. Which they don’t. God damn it. Just listen to the episode, okay.

The Good Thomas Shea(18:46) by Victor_King

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2wllss/the_good_thomas_shea/

It isn’t satan. It isn’t monsters. It isn’t the government. It isn’t a serial killer. It isn’t aliens. It isn’t demons. It isn’t nuclear. It isn’t solar storms(47:40) by GrindHorse

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We’re finally here. Episode Two Hundred. The 4th year anniversary in full effect. I really hope this is listenable and interesting to everyone, because I spent a good long while trying to write this, plan this, and get this done. This group experience is closest to a “Theatre of the Mind,” with some physical props to help visualize things, type of Dungeons and Dragons game.

I borrowed some elements from DnD and Betrayal(House at Haunted Hill) to come up with this. We’re only playing with D6’s(six sided die), and each person gets two. You’ll be hearing me say things like BRAVE or SCARED. This is rolling with advantage(rolling twice and taking the higher number) vs. rolling with disadvantage(rolling twice and taking the lower number). But sometimes I’m also taking an average of the numbers. 12 points of health in two separate 6 point tracks, mental and physical. If mental runs out, the player goes insane. If physical runs out, the player dies. Honestly, the instructions were very loose but genuinely inspired by the prior 199 episodes of stories we’ve read on the show. I went back and compiled 1 thing per episode and added it to this campaign.

Some of the things are side-quests full of action, some are NPCS(non-playable characters) like enemies and allies or in-betweens, and some are nothing more than colorful flavor text, Easter eggs, or items for the players to find and use i whatever way they imagine they can.

I genuinely hope everyone enjoys LOTSA PASTA’s CABIN IN THE WOODS!

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It was a cold, wintery night when Scutch MacGee stumbled through my door. He was confused, parked in the wrong driveway, and immediately remarked on how he almost got stuck in patches of ice. We greeted each other as brothers, arms wrapped in a warm embrace. We sipped on Whiskey based on his first-born’s namesake while we conversed about horror movies and shit to get excited about this upcoming year. Inevitably, a hush filled the room when he finally spoke up on what was on his mind. His kids. His kids and their ability to be startlingly spooky. He was joking, just like I’m joking now, but you look into a man’s eyes and you just know... Somethings are the truth, and they can’t be masked by humor. They’re all too apparent. Just like how he’s a parent: to some spooky kids. Anyways, then I made him read stories with me about creepy kids. LOL

I Had a Disturbing Conversation with my Seven Year Old (54:28) by samhaysom

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I Had a Disturbing Conversation with my Neighbor’s Ten Year Old Son (1:01:11) by samhaysom

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/dp614a/i_had_a_disturbing_conversation_with_my/

My Son’s Camera Monitor Alerted in the Middle of the Night (1:14:24) by RisingMac

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Lets get back to what made this show so special in the first place. Let’s pick random stories from a huge list and have no expectations about what we’re getting into and how the title may or may not hit its mark. What? No, that’s not what we always do, even with some of our series! That’s impossible. That could never be the truth. We can’t possibly, also, talk for like an hour before reading any of these stories. That doesn’t happen either. And we’re definitely not high. And definitely not just talking about random shit before also reading some stories while also smoking more and more throughout the episode. Yeah, no. None of that happens, right Glitch? RIGHT.

Faces in the Flowers(1:06:02) by Grand_Theft_Motto

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/mqgdho/faces_in_the_flowers/

My Town Stays Inside When the Wind Blows from the West(1:26:45) by Grand_Theft_Motto

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Excuse Me While I Kiss the Sky(1:51:20)

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Don’t Let Them In(2:14:25) by Coney-IslandQueen

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It’s always so much fun to record with friends across the country, specifically when you don’t know what you’re going to end up reading. This episode gets into some seriously triggering territory so this is your first and final warning. We do not vet these stories before we read them on the show, as evidenced by the MANY episodes before this one. All our reactions are live, all subject matter taken in stride. Can’t say you haven’t been warned, people. Inhabiting your ear canals uninvited is Glitch Blob coming to haunt your phones and snatch your babies. Me? I’m here for the Lovecraft and the AIDs. We’ll see how you feel about these things when we’re done reading them, but Glitch Blob and I had one hell of time reading today’s smattering of Unsettling Stories.

Dial Tone(26:21)

Pretty Little Bugs(47:45)

The Empty Cribs on Hawthorne Lane(59:42)

A Short Walk on the Beach(1:13:54)

by Max Lobdell

https://unsettlingstories.com/

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