6 - Fifteen and Pregnant

Explicit content warning

02/19/20 • 79 min

What’s worse than being fifteen? Try being fifteen and pregnant! (No, don’t! We don’t recommend this!) Join Stephanie, Rachel, and Zach as they explore the turbulent world of teenage insemination in the Lifetime classic FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT (1998), starring Kirsten Dunst and Park Overall. We learn valuable life lessons, such as, sperm doesn’t entitle you to much, using birth control may indicate sex in the first degree, and that you shouldn’t chew with your mouth full. Zach is also enlightened by the horrible truth of the spontaneous bodily functions that can occur in a woman during delivery. If you frequented the mall food court in the 90’s, love a good jaunty harmonica tune, or have ever vomited on Christmas, then this film will make you feel right at home.

Naturally, all this discussion about the naivete and tumult of adolescence coupled with the premature pressures of parenthood can only lead to one thing: Bobby Cannavale’s c***.

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Naturally, all this discussion about the naivete and tumult of adolescence coupled with the premature pressures of parenthood can only lead to one thing: Bobby Cannavale’s c***.

We condone safe sex, but not safe podcasting; so grab your Buzzballz and get ready to have your ears impregnated by the Lifewine crew!

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How many whacks did Lizzie Borden actually give? Did she use an axe or a hatchet? Does anyone truly know? Join Stephanie, Rachel, and Zach as they travel a long and hysterical road dissecting the mostly accurate portrayal of this 128-year-old unsolved murder mystery in Lifetime's LIZZIE BORDEN TOOK AN AXE (2014). You'll not only get some insight into the case, but you’ll also learn about the newest technological advancements in children, the ancestral lineal descent of pastries, and that Rachel would rather wipe your ass than watch you vomit.
Rachel would like to apologize for the occasional candy wrapper crinkling on mic. She’s still learning how all this works.

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How many Kevins does it take to make a Lifetime movie? How many Billys do you need to build a murderous stalker? What exactly is a pangolin? We explore these existential questions (as well as many others) in MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER (1996), starring the one and only Tori Spelling. You might need a whiteboard and some flowcharts as we delve deep into this Lifetime classic about a bright college student who quickly discovers that her excessively devoted and controlling boyfriend may not be who he says he is. We suggest you don a safety helmet, because the trinity may give you brain damage on this MOTHER of all Lifewine episodes. You have been warned!

This movie can be viewed on Crackle.

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